joke i got the other day

[torn asunder]

Why we split up

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit...

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't have to...

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for....

I don't think she's coming back. :woot:

[phee]

Why we split up

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and that I'd have to quit...

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't have to...

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for....

I don't think she's coming back.  :woot:

Yay!!!

[jadnifer]

oh man! thats horrible!!!

[Gauge]

:woot: LOLZ!!!

[ssid67]

"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing to each other?"

"Uhh...one's sick and the other one's pushing him to the hospital!"