OMG I want it.... so bad

[phee]

Wow!!!!

and only $3900.00

[Rayne]

:laughing

[phee]

Ia Ia!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Phee, Phee, Phee....

Maybe you'll get it as a wedding gift. Just not from me.

[Gauge]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! the elder god in statue form!

[Homicidalheathen]

I should have known this thread wouldn't be perverted but....one can always hope.

But damn the thing is HUGE!!! It would look good right by the front door scaring kids and sales people away!

[BrassFusion]

I should have known this thread wouldn't be perverted but....one can always hope.

But damn the thing is HUGE!!!  It would look good right by the front door scaring kids and sales people away!

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That still sounds like it could be perverted. =)

That thing is so huge it scares me, too... and I'm not easily scared by things like that, usually... =D

[phee]

That still sounds like it could be perverted. =)

That thing is so huge it scares me, too... and I'm not easily scared by things like that, usually... =D

Because you feel the glare of the Elder Gods permiating your human brain, through countless eons of time and space, from the farthest reaches of the darker reaches of the universe. Denying all euclidinian logic and earthly geometry... and they will come and the earth will be theres...

[pharoh]

I feel compelled to that statue phee.....what have you done to me!

[Rayne]

I feel compelled to that statue phee.....what have you done to me!

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Must have been one of those nights in Guam ...

[pharoh]

Must have been one of  those nights in Guam ...

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hmmmmmm you know it wouldn't be the first time or probably the last...

[phee]

And you know what Guam ryhmns with?

[BrassFusion]

And you know what Guam ryhmns with?

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Qualm?

I had no qualm about visiting Guam.

[Msterbeau]

I think phee was actually eyeballing the redhead...

[phee]

I think phee was actually eyeballing the redhead...

Nope... I got the bestest one in the universe right now... thankyou

[HipsterDufus]

omfg. Awesome.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Phee,

You are the God of dorkdom!

BWAHHHH ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :laughing

*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

[phee]

Phee,

You are the God of dorkdom!

BWAHHHH ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :laughing

*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

Cthulhu R'hley

[Rayne]

Nope...  I got the bestest one in the universe right now... thankyou

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:blushing :grin

.... I feel like crap ... he made me waffles.

[mallochai]

Hmmm..... *squints at the statue*

I don't like the patina they put on it. It's to light and powdery. It should be a warm chocolately bronze.

*not chocolate, just chocolately. I would feel appropriately in awe if it were darker in color.

[BrassFusion]

Could it be copper? I kinda like the patina, actually, cuz it looks ANCIENT and MENACING. like mutherfucking ZEUS or something.

it might be cooler if it were carved from a big chunk of onyx. as in, the board mod. if she got a big old cthulhu tattoo all over her body.

nah, black marble...

or white marblez... heh. I need to go to bed now, i'm talking all fucked up.

[mallochai]

Copper could be okay, but only if it was properly treated so that it didn't turn green, unless it was foresty deep sea green.

Right now, I just think it looks kind of like somebody dipped it in road salt.

Black marble woul work okay.

OOooohhhh.... Walnut wood!

*lol.... zeus...lol*

[Vater Araignee]

Well phee if you want to spend $3900.00 then give it to me.

We will make you one that is 20' tall and closer to your vision in any color you want and I'll only profit a paltry $400.00

We could even make it so you could climb inside and gurgle at passers by.

[kellygrrrrrl]

Cthulhu R'hley

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I can only hope that it means something GOOD!

It does......right??

:laughing :erm :fear

[phee]

Well phee if you want to spend $3900.00 then give it to me.

We will make you one that is 20' tall and closer to your vision in any color you want and I'll only profit a paltry $400.00

We could even make it so you could climb inside and gurgle at passers by.

I think you might be on to something