What Strikes You?

[jadnifer]

What have you seen printed on products or just anywhere that strike you as funny even though they werent necessarily meant to be funny? Like on lighters when I first saw the slogan on the Bic ones as "Flick your Bic" it made me chuckle. Anyone had this happen?

[Steven]

a perfectly timed, extremely loud, wet, and floppy fart, in the most inappropriate circumstances, ALWAYS makes me laugh.

[Brenda Starrr]

a perfectly timed, extremely loud, wet, and floppy fart, in the most inappropriate circumstances, ALWAYS makes me laugh.

Well then. You would have gotten a laugh out of me just now.

[jadnifer]

Farts are great. Especially if they are silent and you can then pawn them off on someone else to see the commotion of who did it! Then you tell everyone that it was you!

[Steven]

Well then. You would have gotten a laugh out of me just now.

nothing sexier than a woman confident enough to let er rip......

[Brenda Starrr]

Everyone farts. EVERYONE. I'm just not afraid to claim them.

[jadnifer]

Shouldnt be!! Everyone should be damned proud of those explosions between their legs....as the the dictionary so chooses to define the term FART!!!

[Fierce Critter]

deleto

[jadnifer]

I can't believe I'm sharing this.

When I first met Jon, I wouldn't - couldn't - fart in front of him. For a LOOOONG time.

Now he wishes I was still that demure. Though he has absolutely NO room to complain. NONE. BELIEVE ME.

Its okay to let it out in front of us....no pun intended!!

[Fierce Critter]

[Steven]

thank God I'm a dude, you ladies are so complicated. the first I ever heard Laura fart she was horrified that it slipped and I was on the ground howling.

[Homicidalheathen]

One thing I love about my family....well the girls anyway, not Klaus so much. We think farts are funny. Me and Tasha eat allot of veggies.....usually in the kitchen together, laughing......joking......having a good time.

So the other day was one of those days and I let out a little toot that had a low tone, well she matched it exactly! Listel started laughing so hard she almost fell off her chair......its like our butts are answering each other, like in hitchhikers guide. We are aliens who talk by dancing and farting!

[jadnifer]

I was in a farting contest with my roommate my first year of college. We would take turns farting. She won cuz she bent over and farted right in my face. We knew we were friends after that.

[Homicidalheathen]

......Oh and it was Kurt Vonegut not Doglas Adams.....the farting dancing aliens.

[Homicidalheathen]

OH god yes, any friend who farts in my face is my friend for life. LOL!!!

[Gothmama25]

The thing that cracks me up is when you see directions on everyday products that really don't need them. Such as shampoo.

[BrassFusion]

Sometimes I read directions on shampoo/conditioner because I'm bored in the shower. And hell... I'm sure some men don't know how to use shampoo. I know men who don't even know what conditioner IS.

[Fierce Critter]

deleto

[jadnifer]

I am never ashamed of my farts. Well...its a rare occasion when I am. Farts are funny....hands down

FC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You hurt his eye!!! so hard I

Now hiccups...how in the world can you get upset or offended by those? Now those are difficult to try to hold. Its near impossible.