My Friends And I Have Noticed....

[Homicidalheathen]

Most of the good, attractive and neat men are gay or taken. Mostly gay. They have a hard time finding dates. Most guys either let themselves go, become grumpy old men....boring....opinionated and controlling. The cool ones who have a clean place and are fun and sexy are gay. Not all, but most. Or taken.

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh yah and......my man said he may have to take up golf to further his carreer, this is it folks. He is officially on his way to being called 'old man' even though the kids do that already...

Is bad fashion a good reason for divorce?

If he starts wearing plaid pants and funny little hats thats it. Its over.

I just hate golf. It is such a boring lazy sport.

[BrassFusion]

So I guess you've never tried playing it? It can be very relaxing.

[torn asunder]

ummm... i golf, too...

and bf, if you think it's relaxing, you've never golfed with the people i do - i've never seen triple-bogey golfers get so angry when they screw up!!

[Homicidalheathen]

I did try. My brother almost turned pro.

I would have more fun in the bushes....waiting for just the right moment.....when your on the 17th hole or something and just about to swing.....and.......blow a blow horn! Like in the Jackass movie.

To me that was the best golf scene ever.

[Anathema]

Most of the good, attractive and neat men are gay or taken. Mostly gay. They have a hard time finding dates. Most guys either let themselves go, become grumpy old men....boring....opinionated and controlling. The cool ones who have a clean place and are fun and sexy are gay. Not all, but most. Or taken.

ok. i so disagree on this on. when i met my husband (who's neat, clean, attractive, an all around great guy that also does dishes, laundry, cleans and is a certified chef so i never have to cook and is DEFINATELY not gay!) he was single. hell, he was single for about a month before we started dating. i think that is a matter of being in the right place at the right time...and he was almost 30 when we met and i was 33.

[creatureofthenyte]

If your husband starts wearing golf pants that look like they were made from beaver cleaver's granny's living room curtains circa 1951, I say that is grounds for divorce lol (kidding)

[creatureofthenyte]

oh and Im single, and most definitely not gay.

[Head Wreck]

golf is a waste of a good walk - Oscar Wilde

[BrassFusion]

Oscar Wilde was pretty gay.

[sass_in_the_pants]

Oh yah and......my man said he may have to take up golf to further his carreer, this is it folks. He is officially on his way to being called 'old man' even though the kids do that already...

Is bad fashion a good reason for divorce?

If he starts wearing plaid pants and funny little hats thats it. Its over.

I just hate golf. It is such a boring lazy sport.

My girlfriends are always saying the same thing...not about your husband - though they would all say that bad fashion is DEFINITELY grounds for divorce, but about their trouble finding a good fella. Let's face it, the market share of eligible bachelors just shrinks, at least until all your friends who got married when they were 19 finally get a divorce.

My husband has this shirt - it has a mustard stain on it, and it doesn't really fit him, and it never looked good on him in the first place, and the armpits are torn and stained. I burned it. And I wasn't sorry about it.

[Guest Game of Chance]

So, I'm at this party last night. And I'm talking to this cute, rather hip Serbian girl. Kind of a knockout, actually. 5'2", maybe 105lbs...my type exactly.

We get to talking, and we're hitting it off pretty well, then....age comes up.

I find out she's 20, more like she finds out I'm 30. Conversation over.

It is tough to meet people in your age group.

[pharoh]

So, I'm at this party last night. And I'm talking to this cute, rather hip Serbian girl. Kind of a knockout, actually. 5'2", maybe 105lbs...my type exactly.

We get to talking, and we're hitting it off pretty well, then....age comes up.

I find out she's 20, more like she finds out I'm 30. Conversation over.

It is tough to meet people in your age group.

Or anyone with morals and convictions.

[Anathema]

If your husband starts wearing golf pants that look like they were made from beaver cleaver's granny's living room curtains circa 1951, I say that is grounds for divorce lol (kidding)

golf pants...knowing him he'd probably wear them. he's a bit...shall we say odd that way.

[Homicidalheathen]

I think riding around in a pimped out golf cart with tassles is grounds too.....but my neighbors stayed married. And he almost runs people over with it.......drunk....on the sidewalk at night. Maybe she is just glad he is out of the house.

[torn asunder]

So, I'm at this party last night. And I'm talking to this cute, rather hip Serbian girl. Kind of a knockout, actually. 5'2", maybe 105lbs...my type exactly.

We get to talking, and we're hitting it off pretty well, then....age comes up.

I find out she's 20, more like she finds out I'm 30. Conversation over.

It is tough to meet people in your age group.

it makes me sad when people are hung up on age...

[Gauge]

So, I'm at this party last night. And I'm talking to this cute, rather hip Serbian girl. Kind of a knockout, actually. 5'2", maybe 105lbs...my type exactly.

We get to talking, and we're hitting it off pretty well, then....age comes up.

I find out she's 20, more like she finds out I'm 30. Conversation over.

It is tough to meet people in your age group.

it shouldnt matter. dont bring it up next time

[Head Wreck]

my great grandfather never found out my great grandmothers age untill he had to dig out her birth certificate for the death certificate.

the age diff was something like 10 years

[torn asunder]

what i think is more difficult than the age issue, is finding people who aren't bitter & jaded... has anyone else noticed that the older the person with whom you're conversing, the more negative about relationships they are (generalization, i know, but...)

[torn asunder]

my great grandfather never found out my great grandmothers age untill he had to dig out her birth certificate for the death certificate.

the age diff was something like 10 years

and i think that's a beautiful thing!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Just a side note... Flint has the highest ratio of single men in the country. I just read that this weekend in the Freepress.

[Homicidalheathen]

I hear Flint guys are slutty crazy skanks......hee hee.\

from a single 30+ woman, I guess yah....maybe she is bitter. But she did try that area for a bit and heard some stories about how its a small town and everyone bops everone else.