Shocker!

[BrassFusion]

And the story of the millennium collapses into a sad little ball of fuzzy lint. Who could've suspected...

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Let me fake surprise here....

nevermind... I'm not that good an actor.

[Msterbeau]

He wanted attention. He got it.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I've tried to maintain disinterest in this waste of press coverage... i failed slightly twice now. *goes to his happy place* *goes to his happy place*

[Fierce Critter]

I've tried to maintain disinterest in this waste of press coverage... i failed slightly twice now. *goes to his happy place* *goes to his happy place*

Oh, that one got me laughing. 'Cause I'm so damned visual.

<-- pictures Troy hugging himself in a dark room and rocking, rocking, rocking...

I can't explain why that's funny and not sad, but I think you have to be depressed or otherwise mind-fucked to understand the humor.