My Voicemail

[jadnifer]

This is the message that I was contemplating making my voicemail message:

Hi. This is Jennifer's refridgerator. The answering machine eloped with the tape deck, so this is my job for a while. Leave a message and Ill stick it to myself so that Jennifer receives it promptly.

These were also some other options that I found:

This is you know who, I'm you know where, leave your you know what, you know when.

OR

Hi. Now you say something.

Which would you use?

Do you know of any other humorous ones?

Do you have a humorous one? if so, share!

[sass_in_the_pants]

I am very very well known for not checking my voicemail. So, for a while, my VM was this "This is Sass. Leave a message. If you want me to actually call you back though, you should sing to me."

I STILL only checked messages once a week and I STILL didn't call people back, but the messages were definitely more fun to listen to.

[Homicidalheathen]

I like the refrigerator one, that is cleaver.

[BrassFusion]

Apparently all my voice mail messages are incredibly annoying. I can't tell the difference between super annoying and clever, apparently.

My worst one was probably when I sang the word "Tele-mo-phone!" over and over to tune of Beethoven's fifth- or at least the first 20-30 seconds of the opening.

[Scary Guy]

Yeah... I still think this one is in the wrong forum, but whatever.

Anyhow I couldn't find the other post in the other section, so here goes...

My friend Todd had the sound byte from Dumb and Dumber "Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world" and then it went beep. I thought that was clever.

I had the "Hi, I'm not answering my phone at the moment because I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message and if I don't call you back, it's you." for a while.

My other favorite in a girly voice "It leaves a message after the beep"

Or the ever famous and annoying "Hello? *silence for a few seconds* just kidding, leave a message after the beep".

[jadnifer]

Yeah... I still think this one is in the wrong forum, but whatever.

Anyhow I couldn't find the other post in the other section, so here goes...

My friend Todd had the sound byte from Dumb and Dumber "Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world" and then it went beep. I thought that was clever.

I had the "Hi, I'm not answering my phone at the moment because I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message and if I don't call you back, it's you." for a while.

My other favorite in a girly voice "It leaves a message after the beep"

Or the ever famous and annoying "Hello? *silence for a few seconds* just kidding, leave a message after the beep".

Those are some good ones. Sorry about this being in the wrong forum. I seem to have a hard time deciding which to put them in. Shouldnt post early in the morning, I guess. LOL!

[Dubh Aingeal]

Way back when I didn't risk getting work related calls to my phone this is what mine use to be:

Hello? Hello? Hellooo? I'm sorry, you're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you Hello? Hello? Hellooo? Anways Leave a message and I'll call ya back.

Also for a while I ran a confessions hotline message. Should have heard some the VERY intreresting messages I got on that one.