Why Is Dave So Happy Right Now?

[Slept with ghost]

everybody guess why I am so happy right now

[BrassFusion]

Get laid?

[Slept with ghost]

nope I'm asexual

nobody gets the sex

[Msterbeau]

[torn asunder]

(ok, i'm just kidding with this...)

the idiot song - monty python

How sweet to be an Idiot,

As harmless as a cloud,

Too small to hide the sun,

Almost poking fun

At the warm but insecure, untidy crowd.

How sweet to be an idiot,

And dip my brain in joy,

Children laughing at my back,

With no fear of attack,

As much retaliation as a toy.

How sweet to be an idiot. How sweet.

I tiptoe down the street,

Smile at everyone I meet,

But suddently a scream

Smashes through my dream.

Fee fie foe fum.

I smell the blood of an asylum.

(Blood of an asylum. But mother, I play so beautifully. Listen. Ha ha.)

Fie fye foe fum.

I smell the blood of the asylum.

Hey you. You're such a pedant.

You got as much brain as a dead ant,

As much imagination as a carvan sign,

But I still love you. Still love you.

Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot.

How sweet. How sweet. How sweet.

[ssid67]

if its not sex it must be money?

[Slept with ghost]

(ok, i'm just kidding with this...)

well ignorance is bliss

but nope

[Slept with ghost]

if its not sex it must be money?

nope

[phee]

Because with his new screen name... it is easier to impliment it inhto tounge twisters

[Slept with ghost]

nope

[phee]

This represents a time in his life when he was not raped by bison

[SpidersMoment]

you got a new toy (toy as in anything)

[Der Nister]

You discoverd the secrets of life - or you found candy in your sofa.

[Slept with ghost]

nope nope and no

[Der Nister]

I know - you found out what that odd lightswitch is connected to, right?

[SpidersMoment]

you found the fountain of gold and gummy bears?

[Der Nister]

you found the fountain of gold and gummy bears?

I was thinking that myself.

[Slept with ghost]

no

i feel to guilty eating gummy bears

its all good until i look into their eys

then i die inside a little

[phee]

He is happy because he is not quite dead

[Slept with ghost]

maybe

[phee]

What do we win if we get it right?

[Slept with ghost]

a gold star sticker

[Guest Megalicious]

Because Placebo is coming to Chicago???

[SpidersMoment]

Because Placebo is coming to Chicago???

if he's not happy about that, then there something seriously wrong....

[Slept with ghost]

oh i am very very very fucking happy about that

meg knows how much i love placebo

though molko shaved his head again and wont be sexy when i see him

but thats not it