Bushes New Anti Terrorism Plans

[phee]

The White House recently released an updated version of its anti-terrorism strategy, "National Strategy For Combating Terrorism." Here are its main new components:

* Setting up decoy "pro-terrorism centers" around nation to capture terrorists

* Staging, foiling series of attacks

* Ignoring terrorists so they get frustrated and go away

* Introducing new slogan: "If you see, hear, feel, smell, or taste something, say something"

* Holding all Americans until they feel safe again

* Increasing national wait times

* Allocating $1.2 trillion for development of terror-seeking missiles

* Stopping terrorism for real this time

[Paper Hearts]

* Introducing new slogan: "If you see, hear, feel, smell, or taste something, say something"

"Something"