Game, Interview, Vater For President Of The Gothic Republic

[Vater Araignee]

I'm looking to find out as much as possible about my beliefs concerning what I think a good government would be like.

Ok lets assume that I am running for the president of the Gothic Republic and I am holding a press conference.

You are a reporter and it is your job to find out my platform, not debate it.

I'll ask the first question.

Mr. Araignee what is your stance on abortion?

That's a complicated subject, care to be more specific?

Is it right or wrong?... sir.

Well because I am not the mother or the father, neither I nor the Republic has the right to make that decision. However we will enforce the rights of the parents.

What do you mean by "enforce the rights of the parents"?

Let me give you a few examples.

If both parents want an abortion then they get it. They will then both receive an F strike.

If the father want's an abortion and the mother does not then the father has the right to have his parental rights, privileges and responsibilities terminated. He also gets an F strike.

If the mother does not wish to have the baby but the father does, then she must prove abnormal risk or carry the baby to term. Upon birth her parental rights, privileges and responsibilities terminated. She also gets an F strike.

What about state funded abortion?

State?

Republic funded?

Oh! Well that is simply a matter of tax payer dollars.

To waste or not to waste, that is the question?

Yes sir.

I'm not going to waste Tax payer dollars.

State funded abortions are a must, but the father and the mother will get two F strikes.

well that's enough of me questioning myself, you can follow my line or start a new one.

[BrassFusion]

Mr Araignee:

What the F is an F strike?

[Vater Araignee]

The F stands for fertility. You see after a certain amount of F strikes you have made one of two things clear...

You don't want to be a parent.

Or.

You don't have the common sense to use birth control and therefor are not responsible.

So

You will be sterilized

I do understand that birth control is not 100% effective and proof of birth control failure will be taken into consideration.

Did I mention that the Male Pill will be legal?

[Vater Araignee]

Let me head off this silly question.

Mr. Araignee, will the immigration of norms be stopped?

We would be the norms inside so what's wrong with the norms outside?

Especially if you consider our style of clothing would be inexpensive and "norm" clothing would be so heavily taxed that Billy G. couldn't afford them...

Unless they are black or vinyl.

[Head Wreck]

Mr Araignee, what is your stance on criminals such as Mr Ofner who has published a well known criminal record (his last EP)?

[phee]

I like this thread

[Hellion]

I like this thread

:devil lol

[Msterbeau]

Mr Vater. Would you care to discuss your platform as it pertains to automobiles, rules of the road and enforcement thereof?

[Vater Araignee]

Mr Vater. Would you care to discuss your platform as it pertains to automobiles, rules of the road and enforcement thereof?

I will insure that speed limit sign colors will be changed.

Green, yellow and red.

Green means that there the posted limit is only enforced when the amount of other vehicles would make speed above it potentially unsafe or any potential driving hazard like weather, accidents, inebriation etc. etc.

Yellow means that it is strongly recommended that you follow the limit because of conditions like heavy curves, poor road condition, the area is known for repetitive degradation of conditions like rock falls.

Red means strictly enforced, because it is for aries that make driving more dynamic, like but not limited to, residential, construction, pedestrians.

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The fines that will be levied will depend on the degree of the infraction and the number of times you have acquired driving infractions.

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It will be required that all vehicle be equipped with an infrared scanner for the purpose of computer metering your speed rather than other means that can lose calibration.

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Driving is a right not a privilege unless you are not considered a legal adult. In either case you actions can end up telling the populace that you want you right/privilege taken away from you.

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Police will not enforce traffic law, traffic enforcers will. Traffic enforcers are trained only in traffic law so as to prevent an unfair pull over like swerving in ones own lane because of pot holes. Traffic enforcers will also receive a bonus when they catch each other and other government oafs breaking traffic law without just cause.

Once again a subject with many facets could you be more specific?

[Vater Araignee]

Mr Araignee, what is your stance on criminals such as Mr Ofner who has published a well known criminal record (his last EP)?

I'm am currently unequipped to comment.

I apologize but I just don't have the necessary information.

[Vater Araignee]

Mr. Araignee, what is your stance on elected officials that will be able to directly influence large numbers of children who publicly voice their opinions on topics like pro life vs. pro choice ro pro gun vs. anti gun.

First let me state that you can be pro choice and still be pro life so the proper phrase concerning abortion is Pro Choice vs. Anti choice. Now for the solution: If they publicly voice an opinion in one direction or another or make an attempt to change curriculum to support their views, they will be deemed enemies of the people and executed.

[BrassFusion]

Mr. Araignee, what is your stance on the legality of voodoo ritual?

[Vater Araignee]

Sigh, before somebody answers for me...

A head from a newt, a wing from a bat

A tongue from a snake, a tail from a rat

A neck from a chicken, an eye from a crow

And a little bitty itty bitty little drip of Faygo

Nuff said?

[Vater Araignee]

No, seriously, why do you ask?

Do you fear voodoo or are you a practitioner.

As long as harm does not come to the unwilling or unknowing, then truly what's the harm?

[Vater Araignee]

Even though every one should worship me, for I may wake up should it not come to pass.

[Homicidalheathen]

Your pro choice.....your in lol. With the exception of assholes and chickens.

[Vater Araignee]

wha?

[Vater Araignee]

You don't pay taxes, then you don't have a right to vote.

If you net more than $100,000.00 then you will be taxed until thats all you bring home. Earn big so we can lessen the burden on those that don't.

Convicted of murder? You will be put on Soilent Green Row.

Three or more creditable witnesses saw you do it? You become Soilent Green as fast as we can get you to the production facility.

I will eat Soilent Green twice a week. No! Screw that!! I'll eat the meat before it becomes Soilent Green!!!

Non tax payers over 21 only eat Soilent Green and what ever they can scrounge. If they don't like it then we will smuggle them into Mexico so they can jump another fence and burden the U.S.

[Daevion]

Vater for president! Long live the republic!

[Kit Kat P]

I like this thread a lot