Where The Fuck Are My Keys?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Fierce Critter]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE MUTHERFUCKERS FOR 3 HOURS NOW!!!

DAMNITALLTOHELL!!

[BrassFusion]

I don't actually know where your keys are, so my first instinct would be to make a lighthearted joke about it, but I think that might piss you the fuck off the planet at this point.

So I'll abstain. Have you checked the refrigerator?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THOSE MUTHERFUCKERS FOR 3 HOURS NOW!!!

DAMNITALLTOHELL!!

Yesterdays pants? The door?

[Fierce Critter]

Sigh.

Yep. Remembering your post before, I checked there. No go.

The only place I can't get to right now is the basement. I have been known to take laundry down there and leave my keys on the dryer.

But I'm 99% sure I made it a point to pat my shorts pocket to be sure I was walking out with them in there.

I'm so fucking sick of this. I had so much I had to do out of the house today. And I'm hungry.

<--- goes to open up a can of fucking ravioli

[Fierce Critter]

Yesterdays pants? The door?

Checked both. Pants and jackets & everything with pockets from the past week. The drawer where I throw my worn but not dirty clothes. The closet floor where I throw my jacket.

No go.

If they're in the basement I will kill myself.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I am willing to bet that they are on your keychain. Find that and your golden.

[Fierce Critter]

I. Am. Going. To. Kill. My. Self.

They fell off the bookshelf where I almost ALWAYS put them.

But instead of ending up on the floor where I checked about, oh, eleventy-million times, they ended up on one of the shelves, which I did not think to check.

I feel.... moderately better.

Oh and Gaf - har de frickin' har. Dorkbrain.

[Guest Game of Chance]

LOL...that is brutal. I feel your pain.

Ahh...all's well that ends well. Go get yourself something good to eat.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Did I make you laugh at least a little and release some of the tension?

[Fierce Critter]

Did I make you laugh at least a little and release some of the tension?

I will admit... a little.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Well, my job is done then.

[LuluVox]

Man, I might have been able to help with this one!! I was going to say that maybe it fell but didn't make it to the floor! I just remember looking for my keys for hours one day a few years ago, even to the point where I had to call in to work, and being so fucking pissed. Turns out they'd fallen off the desk where they were and suspended themselves on the bar underneath. Like you, I checked the floor under that desk SO many times!!!! God. Just thinking about it now has me in a tizzy. Glad you found them.

[Head Wreck]

same rules aply in my house.

if they're not where they shouldnt be, look where they should.

and do you know why thier allways in the last place you look?

because you stop looking when you find them

[Homicidalheathen]

Dont feel bad. Last night I had to go all the way back to Clawson to get a friend to help me find my cell phone in the grave yard by my house (clinton twp) because I was so drunk when I jumped the fence it fell out of my purse and I had lost it.

Then today it fell out again by my car but I found it right away......

I might surgically attach it to my body because my LIFE IS OVER if I ever loose it for good.

[DarkChylde]

Man, I sure remember the days where I CONSTANTLY kept losing my keys, even locked them in the vehicle by accident a couple times as well. But then, I thought of a good SOLUTION that solved my key-losing problems FOREVER!

Go to the pet-store and by a dog-chain (big or small) then go to lows or home-depo and by alot (or maybe just couple) of metal ring hoops, the kind where you can slide the keys on. Then by a small strap with a little metel hoop peice. If you dont carry a wallet then ya should get one as well.

So now, you take all those home, put one metal ring at the end of the chain and attatch the wallet on the ring as well (through the little metal hole of the wallet, which it should have...Hopefully) The take the other-end of the chain and put a ring on it, add atleast 1 or 2 more on the ring and then attatch the little strap on the metal peice.

And VOLA!! There you have it! All ya do is put the keys on the rings at the end where the strap is and you can attatch the strap on the side of your pants where you can slide a belt through. Most think its a goth/freak fashion but in reality, ITS ACTUALLY USEFUL FOR NEVER LOSING YOUR KEYS AGAIN!!