The Ten Beer Commandments

[Hellion]

1.Thou Shalt always respect Beer

2.Thou Shalt never waste Beer

3.Thou Shalt recieve severe punishment for wasting thy Beer

4.Thou Shalt greatly consume Beer at Concerts

5.Thou Shalt never forget an unfinished Beer

6.Thou Shalt Drink First Beer after tapping Thy Keg

7.Thou Shalt sing One Hundred Bottles of Beer after drinking 15 beers

8.Thou Shalt know that beer shall be consumed in parking lot

of Pine Knob before concert starts

9.Thou Shalt never steal thy friends Beer

10.Thou Shalt remember thy beer makes people of the oppisite sex look better,and better

[DarkChylde]

Those commandments I can easily follow