Hee Hee Hee!

[Homicidalheathen]

My freind is going to a sex toy party to stock back up.....seems her man got jealous of her toys and threw out the entire box.

That is a rather expensive tantrum to have.

[The Kanuck]

Wow, that is completely fucked up. How.. why would someone get jealous of someone elses box of goodies, unless ofcourse she was saying to him "I am good, I am too tired from all the fun I had with my box"

[Homicidalheathen]

I think thats it. He came home from work wanting some but she was already done for the day.

[Soulrev]

In that case I'd throw them away too. lol

[Soulrev]

and my wife won't need toys.. unless I get sent off to Iraq or some shit.. My sex drive never gets tired..

[Homicidalheathen]

She said she HAS to replace her 'bullet?' I gotta see wtf that is. I think it vibrates......

[BrassFusion]

She said she HAS to replace her 'bullet?' I gotta see wtf that is. I think it vibrates......

Pretty much. Just a little ovaloid vibratey thinger.

And what the hell, man... I don't understand people who are ever disinterested in screwing. =)

[Homicidalheathen]

Maybe her bullet is better than his penis? I dunno and don't want to know.

[Soulrev]

! you dont know what a bullet is? I'm a guy and even I know.. Shame shame, -2 sex points for you Lol.

[SpidersMoment]

bullet= some range from 2 inches(clit stimulater) to 5-6 inches and vibrate like hell. They're nothing special about them, just a long smooth "metal" device thats just over an inch wide.

It gets boring very quickly, unless you need to hurry up and rub one off.

[Homicidalheathen]

I dont need bullets. My fingers work just fine. If I wiggle them real fast it works just like a vibrator anyway......

Well I guess one would have come in handy that time I got busted by a guy at work in my cube with my hand under my desk and up my skirt....hey! Announce yourself when you approach someones cube!

(I couldn't help myself....I had a crush on a guy next to me....he was hot.....heh)

[kellygrrrrrl]

Oh man, I need a new toy so bad!

all of mine broke....

Mike is fine, but alone time is mine!

[SpidersMoment]

ok, so thats it girls, we all need to get together and go toy shopping. I certainly need a new one since for a while there, my bf was more conserned about getting himself off. And my bullet is just to "blah" for me

[Draco1958]

*wonders if I could become a sex toy?*

Use me when needed then put me away.

[Aralis]

I need some new ones too. They always seem to eventually break.

[BrassFusion]

*wonders if I could become a sex toy?*

Use me when needed then put me away.

There's a word for that... it's "gimp." I'd probably adopt a gimp myself if I didn't have a soul.

[Soulrev]

if I didn't have a soul.

I can arrange for that.

[BrassFusion]

I can arrange for that.

*nervous chuckle*

[Homicidalheathen]

You wore out your toys? Wow!

Oh man, I need a new toy so bad!

all of mine broke....

Mike is fine, but alone time is mine!