I Can Only Assume

[Paper Hearts]

I assume that you should not have touched Mr Evans that way.

[phee]

He assumed I was not serious about it.

[Paper Hearts]

I assume you were under the impression that you had every legal right to touch him simply because they kept giving you free refills.

[phee]

I assume that is a persons way that you are going to make the assumption that it is OK

[Paper Hearts]

In that case, I can only assume that you perceive that Bob Evans is playing hard to get.

[phee]

I assume that in my place you would have made the same assumption... with the assumed free refills of my assumed softdrink.

[Paper Hearts]

I assume that you cannot understand why they would make you drunk with Pepsi, only to shoot you down and call the police, once you began to smear Bob Evans' supple breasts with your potato pancakes.

[phee]

I assume you are attracted to him as well.

[Paper Hearts]

I assume that I presume that you presume--that I assume that you presume that I assume, as well.

[phee]

I assume your nickname is candypants

[Paper Hearts]

I assume that you've heard why I'm called that.

[phee]

You assume that I am in your inner circle

[Paper Hearts]

You assume that you have visited my inner circle...but I am sure that I would remember something like that. I assume that you should find your own goddamned inner circle and leave mine be. I assume it is a very private area.

[phee]

I assume you liked the gift basket I left... seriously

[Paper Hearts]

I assume it was full of apples and the like.

[phee]

And caramel... I assume

[Rayne]

I sssume that Phee and PH both think too much.

[phee]

I sssume that Phee and PH both think too much.

I assume that is because you know us

[Paper Hearts]

I assume that she considers our collective persona as a wonderful entity of goodwill and meriment and yet I assume that she wishes that we should have mustaches.

[Rayne]

I assume that PH is only half right.

[Paper Hearts]

I assume you only care that we should become mustachioed bandits.

[kellygrrrrrl]

You are all making Ass-es out of U & Me.

[phee]

You are all making Ass-es out of U & Me.

I assumed that someone would say that

[kellygrrrrrl]

I assumed you would call me out on that assumption.....

[phee]

I assumed you were smart enough to see that