Zombies.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

all i know is...that when the zombie apocalypse goes down...i'm so prepared. i love the zombie survival guide

but seriously...even though it wouldn't be like the zombies of the movies...i do believe that someday the government/scientists are going to screw up and create something that will cause zombie like happenings or some kind of crazy epidemic

I should've made that clear...thats kinda what i meant...not zombies as in "brains braaaaaaaaaiiiins" and eating flesh and all...but reanimating a deceased body...

[Onyx]

Well...they certainly wouldnt be walking around arms streched out moaning "brains"...but say something causes the electric currents in the deceased brain that makes hair grow to spread to the nervous system and "reanimates" the body? it's possible...remember the sceience project of hooking up a dead frog to a battery to make it jump?

Actually that is an urban legend. Hair does not grow after death. All metabolic processes cease.

http://www.snopes.com/science/nailgrow.asp

I'm really skeptical about any of this. The dead frog can not jump after the battery is taken away. Dead is just dead apparently.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

dude, get to me as soon as you can, I got the guns and ammo.....laura can come too I guess

Can't forget Mark either, I need someone else who I know is a crack shot

Ddited cause I forgot Mark...

Dude you forgot me! I'm the comic releif...i'm a vital role in survival :(

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

You're so silly. How are you prepared for zombies. Out of curiousity if u seen a hot zombie and had sex with them would it still be considered necrophilia?

...yes...yes it is dave...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

lol if we do, I call the store labeled "rippers blades" or ill be happy with the hardware store.

Ive always for some fucked up reason wished that the whole zombie resident evil/dead rising thing would happen just so i can run around and kill some zombies but since i doubt itll ever happen (at least anytime soon) im gonna have to put my dream on hold....

Weellcome!

What r ya buyin?

What r ya sellin?

Stranger, stranger now THATS a weapon....

Hehe come back anytime!

totally if the zombie thing happened we would all be running around and run into a random salesman who sells us tactical vests and larger atache cases. haha

Zombies, come now. I'm ready! well i hav no guns, but i have swords that MIGHT help.... a little... :fear

Ahhhhhhh...I'll buy it at a high price"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

dude...i've read all the books, watched all the movies, i'm awesome with a blunt object or even a gun....i'm soooo prepared. i've had dreams about a zombie apocalypse....i think i actually used to want it to happen just so i could go all survivalist. as far as sex with a zombie...it happened in this one book i read called The Rising...it was quite disturbing.

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i think i love you

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Actually that is an urban legend. Hair does not grow after death. All metabolic processes cease.

http://www.snopes.com/science/nailgrow.asp

I'm really skeptical about any of this. The dead frog can not jump after the battery is taken away. Dead is just dead apparently.

But my point is that it does jump...the nervous system still works with an outside source of energy...

[BrassFusion]

But my point is that it does jump...the nervous system still works with an outside source of energy...

Zombies with batteries stuck up their asses?

[creatureofthenyte]

Do zombies listen to Rob Zombie ? I know I do

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Zombies with batteries stuck up their asses?

Well...maybe not up their asses...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

But the nervous system is what controls the muscles...the brain sends the signal to move through the nervous system which inturn moves the muscles...right?..