To Pick Up The Holiday Cheer

[pharoh]

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me

A shitty job making no money

2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

7 Drunk mommas weeping, 6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

8 annoying carolers, 7 Drunk mommas weeping, 6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

9 computer viruses, 8 annoying carolers, 7 Drunk mommas weeping, 6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

10 busted tyrods, 9 computer viruses, 8 annoying carolers, 7 Drunk mommas weeping, 6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

11 Boycotted stores, 10 busted tyrods, 9 computer viruses, 8 annoying carolers, 7 Drunk mommas weeping, 6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

12 Family deaths, 11 Boycotted stores, 10 busted tyrods, 9 computer viruses, 8 annoying carolers, 7 Drunk mommas weeping, 6 Shards of glass, 5 OVER DRAFT FEE'S, 4 Bumbs and bruises, 3 pissed of ex's, 2 ungratefull kids and a shitty job making no money

[pharoh]

Everyone make up there own, it's fun. whether it be something dark, funny, dark funny, humble or whatever. Give it a try, if your feeling blue it helps!

[phee]

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me

A scorching rash on my right knee

two whining inlaws

three kinds of chaffing

four counts of check fraud

5 QUARTS OF CRISCO!!!

Six medications

Seven drinks a spiking

Eight balls of dog hair

Nine kinds of headlice

Ten rabid squirrel

Eleven Cavities

Twelve broken Glowsticks