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give my wonderful and awesome wife some extra shut eye this morning,

Do you club her over the head while she's sleeping to make sure she stays out?

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Do you club her over the head while she's sleeping to make sure she stays out?

I just had the coolest mental picture ever.

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"You are just a thought that someone

Somewhere somehow feels you should be here

And it's

so for real to touch

To smell, to feel, to know where you

are here

And the streets are paved with gold and if

Someone asks you, you can call my name

You can call my

name

I hear you calling my name -- yeah all right now"

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"You are not a unique and precious snowflake.

You are all part of the same compost heap."

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"You are not a unique and precious snowflake.

You are all part of the same compost heap."

You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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To be the glue that holds everyone else together.

Cause when they aren't together, I'm not together at all.

did that make sense?

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To be the glue that holds everyone else together.

Cause when they aren't together, I'm not together at all.

did that make sense?

Yes ma'am it did. :)

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:happy:

good!

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Okay...

I'm here because my parents had sex. Now, because of them, I have all this other shit to do....

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Okay...

I'm here because my parents had sex. Now, because of them, I have all this other shit to do....

Get over it bubblehead.

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Why are we here? Because were here -- roll the bones.

Why does it happen? Because it happens -- roll the bones.

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Get over it bubblehead.

How's it going Short, Bald, and Flaccid?

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How's it going Short, Bald, and Flaccid?

Carla would strenuously disagree with the last one... :tongue:

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so how come you haven't found me a boyfriend yet?

what's the fucking deal, woman??

XD

Duh, randomness! I just said I got credit for it. Somehow MorbidSuicide and Tigerlily got it in their heads that I was responsible! I just introduce people I meet to people I fall into while drunk. I think I got the pleasure of dancing with Tigerlily before apparently handing her off to her current beau. They did all the work really, I just caused an introduction. She had the balls to stumble around with my drunk ass!

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To be the glue that holds everyone else together.

Cause when they aren't together, I'm not together at all.

did that make sense?

I'm liking this one.....

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Why are we here? Because were here -- roll the bones.

Why does it happen? Because it happens -- roll the bones.

side note (1/2 Jack):

question:

Neil Peart wrote these lyrics in a rather self aware state of mind....

couple years later - his wife and daughter die, leaving neil with just his platinum albums and pretty big house.

Do you think he still ascribes to this philosphy given his post lyrical tragedy as those bones rolled right on over him?

just curious.....

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Honestly ... I haven't got a clue.

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I hesitated to answer this, but in a nutshell:

A) to cross boundries and connect with people

B) to mirror Christ to those who misunderstand what he was

C) to lead and not be led

D) to be a safe place to fall

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I hesitated to answer this, but in a nutshell:

A) to cross boundries and connect with people

B) to mirror Christ to those who misunderstand what he was

C) to lead and not be led

D) to be a safe place to fall

You're one helluva guy, you know.

Can you spot me twenty bucks, btw? Just till next Friday.

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where else would i go?

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where else would i go?

:up: best answer yet, imo

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Umm, I guess I'm here to try and make the lives of those I touch better and to be a positive person in people's lives. I've got a lot of work to do on this one. If people look back on me when I'm gone as someone that cared and was there for them in times of need, I think I'll have accomplished my mission.

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You're one helluva guy, you know.

Can you spot me twenty bucks, btw? Just till next Friday.

ah brass, somehow I just knew you couldent resist just a little poke ....

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i honestly think i'm here to promote peace, acceptance, and love, according to this quote: "be the change you want to see in the world" - and to do my best to bring everyone together in cooperation and friendship; to educate people, and to learn from people, and never stop any of the above... :yes

and to thoroughly enjoy myself the entire time i'm doing so!! :peanutbutterjellytime

and so i can be happy. . .dont forget about that one ;) *giggle* :wub:

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Why are we here? Because were here -- roll the bones.

Why does it happen? Because it happens -- roll the bones.

Jack -- relax.

Get busy with the facts.

No zodiacs or almanacs,

No maniacs in polyester slacks.

Just the facts.

Gonna kick some gluteus max.

It's a parallax -- you dig?

You move around

The small gets big. It's a rig

It's action -- reaction

Random interaction.

So who's afraid

Of a little abstraction?

Can't get no satisfaction

From the facts?

You better run, homeboy

A fact's a fact

From Nome to Rome, boy.

What's the deal? Spin the wheel.

If the dice are hot -- take a shot.

Play your cards. Show us what you got

What you're holding.

If the cards are cold,

Don't go folding.

Lady Luck is golden;

She favours the bold. That's cold

Stop throwing stones

The night has a thousand saxophones. So get out there and rock,

And roll the bones.

Get busy!

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