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I know everyone has done this before, but lets do it again!!

If you were stuck on an island in the middle of B.F.E. and could only take one of each, what would you take:

1. One person

2. One never ending food

3. One Toy

4. One Electronic Device

5. One Drink

6. One Book

Just a thought. ^.^

Posted

I know everyone has done this before, but lets do it again!!

If you were stuck on an island in the middle of B.F.E. and could only take one of each, what would you take:

1. One person

2. One never ending food

3. One Toy

4. One Electronic Device

5. One Drink

6. One Book

Just a thought. ^.^

This is shaping up to be more like an island paradise than any sort of stressful "omg what can i take!" situation.

1. This is the hardest question, because it would hopefully involve both sex and companionship, but who among my close friends and/or lovers or potential lovers would i want to condemn to a desert island?

I think I know who I'd take, for purely selfish reasons, but I'm not telling anyway. Nyah.

2. New York strip steak, assuming there'd be coconuts and other sugars available on the island. If not, chicken stir-fry.

3. A piano

4. An electric guitar (with amp, obviously)

5. If there's no other fresh water source, Aquafina. If there IS another fresh water source, vodka.

6. The Bible

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1. One person - My husband. I mean, I like him well enough. As an added bonus, he's pretty meaty, and I think I could take him in his sleep.

2. One never ending food - Is scotch a food?

3. One toy - a machete. Seriously, how do you think I can play machete toss without a machete?

4. One electronic device - a cell phone. Duh.

5. One drink - Scotch, yet again.

6. One book - the bible. It's long, it should take a while.

Posted

Damn! A piano! I wish i would have thought of that! And all i'd have is my stupid machete. Eh. I'm no good at the piano, but I'm quite skilled at machete toss, so maybe that wasn't too bad of a choice after all.

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Damn! A piano! I wish i would have thought of that! And all i'd have is my stupid machete. Eh. I'm no good at the piano, but I'm quite skilled at machete toss, so maybe that wasn't too bad of a choice after all.

i tried to pick something i'm skilled at enough to have fun with but NOT skilled enough with to spend a lifetime practicing. and the guitar XD

pfff cell phone... you and your loop holes...

Posted

No cell phone? Okay, then, Dance Dance Revolution, and when I come back to civilization i'm going to go to the arcade and I'm going to CRUSH those 11 year olds that are way better at DDR than I am. Crush them I tell you.

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1. One person : Adam or Jamie from mythbusters - so I could get off the island and back to civilization.

2. One never ending food : pizza

3. One Toy :none

4. One Electronic Device : mp3 player

5. One Drink : diet coke

6. One Book : Any how to guide on building a life raft.

Seems plausible enough.

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No cell phone? Okay, then, Dance Dance Revolution, and when I come back to civilization i'm going to go to the arcade and I'm going to CRUSH those 11 year olds that are way better at DDR than I am. Crush them I tell you.

lol awesome... didn't think of that. i'll only be able to crush the 11-year-olds with my leet piano playing prowess.

1. One person : Adam or Jamie from mythbusters - so I could get off the island and back to civilization.

2. One never ending food : pizza

3. One Toy :none

4. One Electronic Device : mp3 player

5. One Drink : diet coke

6. One Book : Any how to guide on building a life raft.

Seems plausible enough.

...diet?

Posted

...diet?

Yup - why?

Posted

Yup - why?

exactly!

Posted

exactly!

So you're not a diet coke fan.

Sooooooooooo you feel a need to make an issue out of my personal choice?

You really don't have much going on in your life do you?

Posted

1. One person - my dad, he's pretty damn smart, has good survival skills

2. One never ending food - prolly some kind of noodles, you can kill animals for protien on the island right?

3. One Toy - hmmmm... good question

4. One Electronic Device - laptop - has all my music and I can play games and shit

5. One Drink - drinkable water

6. One Book - "Worst Case Senario Survival Book"

Posted

1. One person - My Hubby

2. One never ending food - Resee Peanut Butter Cups, Chocolate and protien

3. One Toy - a beach/sand Play set

4. One Electronic Device - ipod I'd have my music and most of the kids pics

5. One Drink - water

6. One Book - Bible

Posted

At first I thought about sex and thought.....Johnny Depp......um then I thought about food....(usually the food comes first, sorry buddy!) But then I thought the electronic device so I could get the f*ck off the island! Unfortunaltly with my luck........well, that and the fact that I have sprint......I would take a cell phone, and it wouldn't work.

Maybe a two-way radio?

Posted

OH its one of each. Duh. Heh, yah I just got up.

1) Antonio Bandarez

2) Pizza hut supreme pizza's! Yum. I worked at Pizza hut when I was young and poor......and lived off of my fav pizza for 6 months.......I am sure I could do it again....

3) Those good ol metal toy dump truck sets.......with cranes and scoopers and the works!

4) I pod.

5) Water

6) A book on edible/medicinal tropical plants for the area.

Posted

So you're not a diet coke fan.

Sooooooooooo you feel a need to make an issue out of my personal choice?

You really don't have much going on in your life do you?

mmm Diet <3

Posted

1. One person - Rayne

2. One never ending food - Something high in protien

3. One Toy - Didg

4. One Electronic Device - A computer with GPS so that I could call for help

5. One Drink - Water

6. One Book - The Great book of Amber

Posted

So you're not a diet coke fan.

Sooooooooooo you feel a need to make an issue out of my personal choice?

You really don't have much going on in your life do you?

diet sodas generally taste horrible when compared with regular sodas. that's why regular sodas still exist. despite their nastyish flavor, many people drink them (including ME) because they're not full of high fructose corn syrup that's basically like injecting fat right in one's ass. some of the synthetic sugars in diet sodas are even thought to be more harmful to one's health than the "natural" sugars in regular sodas, but people persist in drinking them anyway to look attractive to prospective sexual partners, or just people in general. attractive people are usually treated better in society, getting laid more, getting more jobs, higher wages, etc.

there are no other people but you on a desert island, so drinking diet coke simply as a low-cal alternative to regular soda would be pretty pointless. not to mention that any diet you follow on a desert island, even with one never-ending high-calorie food is probably going to be a weight-loss diet.

while i realize that some people actually prefer the taste of diet coke, it is still socially acceptable (incredibly) to make fun of them for having no taste and making comical orders such as "i'd like three double whoppers, a king-size fry and a diet coke."

i realize you're a sensitive person, so i wanted to sidestep the literally making-fun-of-you-for-having-no-taste part and phrase it as a rhetorical question of your drink choice. "diet?"

then when you said, "why," it only mirrored the rhetorical bent of my question. i could very well have said, "why diet?" so I responded, "exactly!"

see, it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY WHEN YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, is it?

rest assured that I would've said the same damn innocuous thing to absolutely anyone else on this board who posted a desert-island preference for diet coke.

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1. One person: Tyra Banks. Of course I should have said my wife but this is a deserted Island game no? If I'm stuck on a deserted Island, i'm humping Tyra.

2. One never ending food: Carne Asada

3. One Toy: An Acoustic Guitar

4. One Electronic Device: A Radio that gets GOOD reception for both AOR and talk stations

5. One Drink: Water

6. One Book: A large, leather bound, blank Journal and I'll do all the writing.

Posted

1. One person - the eternal

2. One never ending food - chocolate cake with cream cheese frosting

3. One Toy - playstation2

4. One Electronic Device - mp3 player

5. One Drink - water

6. One Book - Bhagavad Gita

Posted

diet sodas generally taste horrible when compared with regular sodas. that's why regular sodas still exist. despite their nastyish flavor, many people drink them (including ME) because they're not full of high fructose corn syrup that's basically like injecting fat right in one's ass. some of the synthetic sugars in diet sodas are even thought to be more harmful to one's health than the "natural" sugars in regular sodas, but people persist in drinking them anyway to look attractive to prospective sexual partners, or just people in general. attractive people are usually treated better in society, getting laid more, getting more jobs, higher wages, etc.

there are no other people but you on a desert island, so drinking diet coke simply as a low-cal alternative to regular soda would be pretty pointless. not to mention that any diet you follow on a desert island, even with one never-ending high-calorie food is probably going to be a weight-loss diet.

while i realize that some people actually prefer the taste of diet coke, it is still socially acceptable (incredibly) to make fun of them for having no taste and making comical orders such as "i'd like three double whoppers, a king-size fry and a diet coke."

i realize you're a sensitive person, so i wanted to sidestep the literally making-fun-of-you-for-having-no-taste part and phrase it as a rhetorical question of your drink choice. "diet?"

then when you said, "why," it only mirrored the rhetorical bent of my question. i could very well have said, "why diet?" so I responded, "exactly!"

see, it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY WHEN YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT, is it?

rest assured that I would've said the same damn innocuous thing to absolutely anyone else on this board who posted a desert-island preference for diet coke.

Well Brass - I think you helped bring to light the reason why there's no Mr. Fusion.

Because every guy is looking for a woman that thinks she knows everything.

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Well Brass - I think you helped bring to light the reason why there's no Mr. Fusion.

Because every guy is looking for a woman that thinks she knows everything.

i'm actually pretty popular for my looks, talent, and personality, with many guys like yourself.

THAT'S why there's no "mr. fusion."

Posted

Maybe you two should go to the island together, I'm sure you'd have lots to talk about! :laugh:

Posted

Maybe you two should go to the island together, I'm sure you'd have lots to talk about! :laugh:

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