Anyone See This Last Night?

[Homicidalheathen]

Housewives or Orange County.

Kinda like reality TV meets desparate housewives.

Not all of them are selfish shallow bimbos I am sure....a couple are real estate agents....one an insurance agent....I have total respect for a women who makes her fortune herself......but......

The youngest one just got on my nerves!

Her husband bought her a ton of expensive shit for her birthday only to be slighted by her.......she was too busy partying with her friends. He even complained about it on camera!

And 5 birthday parties???? 5????

She rents a limo and leaves him home alone to go out on the town flirting.....spending.....

It was pathetic.

Who the hell has 5 bday parties in a row but a lush???

She drank at every one.

[Homicidalheathen]

http://www.bravotv.com/Real_Housewives_2

[Vampyro]

The only reason why he's still with her probably is because one of the following theories...

A)He's shallow and only has her as a trophy wife. She was a ho, and still is, and you can't change a ho into a housewife.

B)She totally pulled the wool over his eyes up until after the wedding before he realized she's a gold digging bitch, and now figures it's cheaper to make her happy like that than to go through a divorce where she'll take half his shit.

C)like B, but he's probably glad she's getting out of the house, said that stuff on tv to give him a reasonable fight in case of a divorce, and might have a private eye following her waiting for her to cheat so he can just divorce the bitch and not let her take half his money.

[n0Mad]

you can't change a ho into a housewife.

Sure you can. Just add the letters, "use wife". ho+use+wife = housewife

[Vampyro]

Sure you can. Just add the letters, "use wife". ho+use+wife = housewife