Dick Cheney Is Not Human Anymore...

[Msterbeau]

"The vice president has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two angioplasties and a pacemaker implanted." Yesterday he was diagnosed with a blood clot in his leg.

How the fuck can he still be alive? I'll tell you how, his tenure at Halliburton is actually a cover. They've been using Dick as a research project. Every time something goes wrong, they replace the human parts in question with bionic mechanized stuff. :fear

[maeve]

I think you may be on to something here. Perhaps their using Cheney as a prototype so that they'll be able to keep George W. alive forever after he takes over the world.

[bav]

"The vice president has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two angioplasties and a pacemaker implanted." Yesterday he was diagnosed with a blood clot in his leg.

How the fuck can he still be alive? I'll tell you how, his tenure at Halliburton is actually a cover. They've been using Dick as a research project. Every time something goes wrong, they replace the human parts in question with bionic mechanized stuff. :fear

Dude, its really easy.

Dick Cheney = Darth Vader.

[Msterbeau]

Dude, its really easy.

Dick Cheney = Darth Vader.

Where's the force when you need it?

[phee]

Does that make the democrats like the rebel alliance, bush like the emporer, and Obama like Han Solo?

(I guess that would make Cheneys daughter's some kind of Princess Lea or something)