An Oldie But Still Funny ;-)

[Onyx]

[bean]

"There are only 2 things goths talk about: music and drama."

"You see, being goth means you need an absolutely ridiculous name that is not your own.."

[Scary Guy]

Yes, that's right, I AM YOUR GOD

Also if you replaced the word "goth" with the word "industrial rivit head" in every instance where it was said in the video and having anything to do with the video at all what so ever then it would be spot on accurate. At the moment it just further fucks up the misconceptions of what is truly gothic.

How do I know this for sure? First, he doesn't look old school Victorian or midevil to me (I'd even accept Edwardian too). Second, I didn't hear anything about The Sisters of Mercy (who actually are goth but will never admit it), Siouxsie and the Banshees (proper spelling), or Bauhaus anywhere in that. Finally I didn't see any of them when we sacked Rome.

Alright, I give, I'm just bitching just to bitch (which is actually very very goth). In the old school sense of the word it's inaccurate. However in the modern definition of "what goth is" it's spot on... I think... since no one actually knows "what goth is" making the question "what is goth" spout off threads and conversations that usually end up with someone limping away and everyone crying, because they're goths, and that's what we do. Might as well start calling ourselves Emo right now. LOL @ Detroitemo.net (doesn't exist I don't think, or at least I hope not). Goth > Emo because our depression is usually deeper on so many levels.

[BrassFusion]

Once again David proves that he's just THAT much more goth than the rest of us.

Goth > Emo because our depression is usually deeper on so many levels.

No, no it's not. Why are YOU depressed, David? Cuz your hearse gets bad mileage? You've got one helluva life compared to millions of people who don't have a scene to worry about fitting into.