You Favorite Dane Cook Lines...

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I did not say Fuckin'!!

Dane Cook

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

"please go swallow a knife I hate you!"

haha

[phee]

"She wants it her way!!!"

[Msterbeau]

"Where's my mom????"

[Slept with ghost]

I find him to be more funny in his actions then in the actual lines

[Scary Guy]

I say "Yahtzee"

Also my favorite is the "tire in the face" skit. IN THE FACE! The story goes a guy I know got cracked in the face with a gun one night. So that was the running gag on another forum. I didn't support it as he was always cool with me but it was pretty funny.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

"I am not a twat"

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

"This game is called... who's in my mouth"

[Scary Guy]

Also "best buy tittie tag" made me laugh so hard my gut hurt.

And that wheel is awesome too.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

"I'm a vomit breathing dragon!"