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1.) Bathe

2.) Don't treat me like a girly girl

3.) Feel free to put me in my place if you think I'm testing you

4.) Be creative

5.) Talk about your intrests, not yourself

6.) No DANCING!!!

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1.) Bathe

2.) Don't treat me like a girly girl

3.) Feel free to put me in my place if you think I'm testing you

4.) Be creative

5.) Talk about your intrests, not yourself

6.) No DANCING!!!

Hey, I do all those things!!! especially the dancing bit

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1.) Bathe

2.) Don't treat me like a girly girl

3.) Feel free to put me in my place if you think I'm testing you

4.) Be creative

5.) Talk about your intrests, not yourself

6.) No DANCING!!!

i like those too. but i think a guy who can dance is a big bonus! not many can and not many will. but when they do and with you that is wonderful. at least for me.

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speaking of my son .. isn't he so cute!!! ( I had to after the comment made about brats!) Is he a brat? Yes, but he is my brat and I'll gloat over him anytime I chose. Why? Because I love him and I can ..... plus he is super cute .. that helps. :wink

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Damn. That is one cute boy Meg. :animier:

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Hey, I do all those things!!! especially the dancing bit

Yeah, but Odims, you're just tooo bad for me....

You're one baaaaaaad motha

-Shut cho mouth!

Oooooo yeah!

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Pick her up early, play the role of the gentlemen, take your date anywhere she want, and dont tell your friends that you are going on a date. A few friends crashed my last one.

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1.) Bathe

2.) Don't treat me like a girly girl

3.) Feel free to put me in my place if you think I'm testing you

4.) Be creative

5.) Talk about your intrests, not yourself

6.) No DANCING!!!

But...But....But... Dancings FUN!!!!!

I love dancing!

well my secrets out. damn

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Above all, be honest with myself. Look at the whole picture instead of just the parts I want to see.

The rule is the same as with good writing: Show, don’t tell. Don’t believe what someone says when their actions don’t back it up. Likewise, make sure my words and actions line up.

Avoid people who are only in love with the idea of being in love, but have no interest in working at a relationship. I have no patience for people who are so desperate to not be alone they’ll fall in “love” with anyone who comes along.

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But...But....But... Dancings FUN!!!!!

I love dancing!

well my secrets out. damn

Dude, was that sarcasm?

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My dancing looks like a monkey f*cking a football. That's why I refrain from it.

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My dancing looks like a monkey f*cking a football. That's why I refrain from it.

Some people can't swim.

Some people can't whistle.

Some people can't drive.

... Odims can't dance. :happydance

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My dancing looks like a monkey f*cking a football. That's why I refrain from it.

*lines up, first down*

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EVERYONE can dance, just some people are scared to.

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EVERYONE can dance, just some people are scared to.

Lies! All lies!

No really...I can't dance, if I try, my skin starts to burn and I smell like sulfer

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My dancing looks like a monkey f*cking a football. That's why I refrain from it.

So you refer to Phee as your "football" now?

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So you refer to Phee as your "football" now?

That would be "phootball" dorkface. :welcome:

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So you refer to Phee as your "football" now?

And phee is the monkey, err...

Odims is the monkey, whatever...just no poo flinging

(aren't phee and odim really the same entity, acting as a unit)

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Above all, be honest with myself. Look at the whole picture instead of just the parts I want to see.

The rule is the same as with good writing: Show, don’t tell. Don’t believe what someone says when their actions don’t back it up. Likewise, make sure my words and actions line up.

Avoid people who are only in love with the idea of being in love, but have no interest in working at a relationship. I have no patience for people who are so desperate to not be alone they’ll fall in “love” with anyone who comes along.

so simple, but wraps it all up.

Lies! All lies!

No really...I can't dance, if I try, my skin starts to burn and I smell like sulfer

i like how sulfer smells! doesn't sound like that's a bad thing.

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And phee is the monkey, err...

Odims is the monkey, whatever...just no poo flinging

(aren't phee and odim really the same entity, acting as a unit)

No, silly. Odims is Phee's Hair... given individual form.

Doughnuts... is there anything they can't do?

CixWicked

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No, silly. Odims is Phee's Hair... given individual form.

Doughnuts... is there anything they can't do?

CixWicked

Zangimorphs rule

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so simple, but wraps it all up.

:happy:

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