Omg! I'm Fucking Traumatized!

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

Metal as Fuck Dave made me feel better tho ;D

AngelStarrzz83 = OMG - I'm like in tears right now

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ. = y?

AngelStarrzz83 = I was driving down the road and a squirrel ran under my car and I killed him!!

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ = no

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ = suicide

AngelStarrzz83 = lol

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ = he screamed out good bye cruel world in his little squirrel voice and threw himself into traffic

AngelStarrzz83. = hahaha - that makes me feel better now

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ. = good

AngelStarrzz83. = so it was assisted suicide

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ. = yup

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ. = your like kavorcian (sp)

AngelStarrzz83. = yea... but I gave up the hunger strike long ago

FUZYMUNKYNUTZ = lol

[Msterbeau]

I totally nailed a raccoon on the highway a couple months ago. I felt rotten. There was no one to blame it on the animal for me dammit!!!

[pomba gira]

Think of it this way... you may have saved a hungry crow or coyote from starving! Crows are a lot more useful as spirit allies than squirrels, ya know?

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I'm a fucking animal killer now!

[n0Mad]

Squirrel makes good eatin' down south.

[Homicidalheathen]

I used to swerve to miss them. But after they dug holes in all my flower pots and dug things up by the roots.......and chewed holes in the tops of my plastic garbage cans....I swerve to hit them now.

Little buggars.

[Scary Guy]

I almost hit a cat the other day, he thought he could beat me but I changed lanes on his ass. Saw him and slowed down....

Didn't want to fuck up my car any more than it already is :(

[Head Wreck]

old ladys leave a hell of a dink on bonnets

[sass_in_the_pants]

I ran over a bunny once.

It was Easter Sunday.

I was so ashamed.

[DarkVampire]

I know what you mean.

[sass_in_the_pants]

DV-

LOL.

Well, it wasn't QUITE that dramatic!