Somebody Please Help Me!

[Brenda Starrr]

My pc crashed yesterday. I HAD Windows XP Professional on it. Now, it's Linux, and it BLOWS. My computer is running like shit. Can somebody please rescue my computer so that my family can function? I will serve you beer and dinner if you can do it. I fucking HATE linux. I want Windows back.

Please, PLEASE save me.

[Msterbeau]

You're beyond help, granny.

[Scary Guy]

Linux is an operating system so simple it takes a genius to understand it's simplicity. But yes I can do this for you since you live in the area now.

[Head Wreck]

i like linux, but it takes getting used to and proper configuartion. and it all depends on your GUI you have (i stick to KDE nowerdays as i'm used to that)

[Brenda Starrr]

You're beyond help, granny.

Have I told you lately that I love you???

Bl*w me.

Linux is an operating system so simple it takes a genius to understand it's simplicity. But yes I can do this for you since you live in the area now.

Is it just me, or is it "slow?"

I'm not as computer literate as my autistic son. He has put Linux on the pc, and I'm just confused. My yahoo is now Kopete, and I'm not used to it. I guess it's just me having to learn something new that upsets me.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

my b/f is a computer geek so if u havent had ur comp fixed by the 14th, then let me know

[Brenda Starrr]

I am tearing my f*cking hair out.

[Scary Guy]

Yet I still haven't seen a PM from you.

I'm available any night I'm not working (so Tomorrow, Wednesday, and Friday/Saturdays) or most afternoons.

Then if you have any extra cash I can build another system for your kid so he can linux out all he wants. But BSD > Linux