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I'm ready for the zombie attack, to battle the hoards of Christian Zombie Vampires and the boss level of Zombie Jesus!

Seriously I hate this holiday, but to those of you that don't have a good one.

Dissention 23 is cancled for the holiday so I'm going to be bored out of my skull looking for something to do. Came up with the idea of a movie party watching Monty Python's "The Life of Brian" and then "The Meaning of Life".

Same thing happens to me every holyday. On Christmas Eve America is usually closed then too.

glc Newbie

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boss level zombie jesus :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Steven Newbie

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I'm ready for the zombie attack, to battle the hoards of Christian Zombie Vampires and the boss level of Zombie Jesus!

Seriously I hate this holiday, but to those of you that don't have a good one.

Dissention 23 is cancled for the holiday so I'm going to be bored out of my skull looking for something to do. Came up with the idea of a movie party watching Monty Python's "The Life of Brian" and then "The Meaning of Life".

Same thing happens to me every holyday. On Christmas Eve America is usually closed then too.

you hate this holiday because things are closed down? because you cant come up with somethign to do in your pare time? Because easter eggs give you the farts? what is it exactly that results in "hate" when other people are feeling lifted on this day????

glc Newbie

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I guess that maybe it's the fact that a holiday devoted to a religion that not everybody believes in, closes down everybody elses normal lives. I can see the irritation in being inconvinienced by other peoples beliefs, I guess it's not an uplifting day for everybody.

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That was the strangest happy holidays message I've ever read.

My husband claims that Holy Saturday (yesterday) is actually 'Loop-holy' Saturday. Since Jesus was dead for a day, he couldn't see anything that was going on up here, so it's the one day of the year that you can do anything you want and God doesn't know about it.

To flaunt this, he threw my clean laundry all over the living room and drank out of the milk carton. Then he wiggled his butt at me and said 'He'll never know it's me, baby,he'll never know it's me!'

ARGH!

And for the first time since I can remember, Orthodox Easter (my mom's side) and Catholic Easter (my dad's side) are on the same day, which means that instead of stuffing myself with ham today and cabbage rolls next week, I'm going to have to half stuff myself with each today. A challenge, yes, but I think I'm up for it.

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I like Easter... I get to take my kids candy!

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I like Easter... I get to take my kids candy!

That's what I'M talkin' about!!!

Now gimme that rabbit.....

Steven Newbie

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I guess that maybe it's the fact that a holiday devoted to a religion that not everybody believes in, closes down everybody elses normal lives. I can see the irritation in being inconvinienced by other peoples beliefs, I guess it's not an uplifting day for everybody.

there are lots of thigns that people do that inconvenience me.

lots of AMerican holidays where I wish the bank and post officer were open...things of that nature.

hell I even have my own holdiday (Veterans Day) but I've never once received it off and paid.

so inconvenience I understand. But "hate" is such a strong word......

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True, but I guess that some people use the term with less intensity than others

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I just laughed outloud. Thanks SG. Your tops.

Its fucking cold out ok.

Last night I think it started though.....I went to a haunted hot tub. Yup.

I was not high or drunk. I hallucinated and so did my partner......I saw a foot pop up beside me in said tub and it was not his...he heard a shreek right next to him.....the lights dimmed and flickered.....and we saw a shadow of someone that was not there.

So I had this idea for a movie. Haunted hot tubs!!!! Ghosts kill lovers in the act!!!

Like this maybe......you get in.....get cozy......and.......and.......it starts!

A lady ghost takes a guy, pulls his tongue out and wraps it around his neck.....then she pulls out his eyeballs....next she severes his penis and sticks it up his butt. Good huh?

Next, a couple walk into a private tub room all lovey dovey.....start making out and get good and nakey (is there any other kind of nakey? I ask you!) then they turn around and......and......there is a severed head in the hot tub! With its eyes rolled back!

Yup I should write horror movie scripts. I am that awful.

But seriously......its so cold. This is not spring. This is a belated winter.

Happy Keester.

Definition of Keester from the urban dictionary.

1. Keester 18 up, 5 down

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

by lick a lotta spokes Feb 1, 2005 email it

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2. Keester 14 up, 8 down

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings

by mister fister Oct 2, 2003 email it

3. Keester 13 up, 12 down

to insert an object or animal into one's anal cavity

richard gere keestered a hamster and unfortunately it got stuck

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<man 1> man i wish we had some blow for this long flight

<man 2> dont worry bro i keestered an 8ball im bout to head to the bathroom right now to get it out

by the ju1ce Aug 18, 2003 email it

4. Keester 3 up, 23 down

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans Aug 11, 2003 email it

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My husband claims that Holy Saturday (yesterday) is actually 'Loop-holy' Saturday. Since Jesus was dead for a day, he couldn't see anything that was going on up here, so it's the one day of the year that you can do anything you want and God doesn't know about it.

He MUST be catholic. :laugh:

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True, but I guess that some people use the term with less intensity than others

Oh no when I say hate I actually mean HATE. Unless you think loathe and despise would be better suited for the occasion.

Steven Newbie

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Oh no when I say hate I actually mean HATE. Unless you think loathe and despise would be better suited for the occasion.

seems like an awful lot of wasted energy and focus being caught up in something that others love. I just got back from Church and had a great time with a bunch of my rock and roll pals who showed up out of the blue. The service was very moving and thought provoking and we hung out at KFC afterward and talked all about it....very cool ay for all of us. In the back of my mind I was thinking that Scary was busy hating what we were doing, but if he'd have been t here I would have bought him a snacker. Nevertheless, I opted out of telling them that Scary was busy loathing our assosciation with one another.

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I like your Christian holidays because they usually mean I get paid for playing really easy music.

Steven Newbie

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I like your Christian holidays because they usually mean I get paid for playing really easy music.

ignore (but duly noted)

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dude, if I wasn't sweet and respectful and playing my best for the churchfolk, they wouldn't invite me back year after year...

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dude, if I wasn't sweet and respectful and playing my best for the churchfolk, they wouldn't invite me back year after year...

I find you being sweet and respectful not possible babe ;)

and I say that with all the love in world

sass_in_the_pants Newbie

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I wish Steven had bought me a KFC snacker...

glc Newbie

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Oh no when I say hate I actually mean HATE. Unless you think loathe and despise would be better suited for the occasion.

Sorry dude, my mistake.

I didn't hate it, I just got bored. I woke up wanting pizza, drove all around the neighbourhood, nothing was open. Ended up having to spend $17 getting a shitty cheese pizza from pizza hut delivered. Lame.

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Dude, that's creepy...I always have called Easter 'Zombie Day'...GET...OUT...OF...MY...HEAD!!!!!

Steven Newbie

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I wish Steven had bought me a KFC snacker...

I woulda.

we had fun.....

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