...a Joke About Michiganders.....

[Homicidalheathen]

How to get away with a DUI-... sort of...(Thanks Tom)

Only a person in Upper Michigan could think of

this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes

this true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Escanaba,

Michigan. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so

apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled

around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly

observing.

After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five

different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He

sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar

and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a

fine,

dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times,

honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle

forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a

few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled

out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having

waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put

on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a

breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man

had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll

have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This

breathalyzer

equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Yooper.

"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[Vater Araignee]

In Michigan if you say "The big three." We say "Which one? Ford, Chrysler and GM or Little Caesars, Dominos and Hungry Howie's Pizza?"

What do you call a person that passes on the shoulder?

A Michigander.

[Scales]

When it rains you can smell the worms.

There are two kinds of weather: gloomy, and construction.

You know how to play Euchre.

(All taken from some quiz.)