Strange General Observations In Life.

[Homicidalheathen]

....that, cats farts don't make any noise???

(ok so that was an observation by a peasenouv for sure)

I mean, its like a secret deadly weapon. You don't hear it coming and it stinks like hell.

How does it stink so bad anyway...how do you get that stinky on a diet of basically fish and fish by products?

(what the hell has this cat been eating???)

Also, ever notice how homeless people always wear a ton of clothes even when its hot out?

I have the answer to this riddle though. I asked one and he said he didn't want to get his stuff stolen by the other homeless people.

Makes sense I guess. Except...you could just pick up one of these empty grocery bags blowing around and carry your extra stuff.

[kellygrrrrrl]

LOLOLOL!!!

heathen, I was sitting on the couch the other day with my little Dee-dee kitty sitting on tmy laps when suddenly, I hear a little poot, which I ignored, but then I swear I could see the stink lines oozing up to my nose.....

I heard it, but didn't think anything of it until the smell approached my nostrils.

I then shoo'ed her away and had to fan the air away from me!

[Homicidalheathen]

...and to think my cat has the nerve to give me disgusting looks when he HEARS it. Yah, they are loud at times but at least they don't STINK!!!

And I eat veggies. So....WTF???

Ever notice how when your in a grocery store there will be that one slow idiot that keeps getting in your way? And its the same person over and over?