Bimbo Super Humans!

[Homicidalheathen]

According to my daughter lol.

She said she was riding the bus to one of her pre college coarses and some dingy valley girl type said in a very LOUD voice....

'I don't burp....or fart...or pick my nose....EVER. Oh and my coochie never smells!'

Lordy.

[bean]

oh they do exist - I see them all the time

[BrassFusion]

she's either a witch or a robot.

[Homicidalheathen]

[bav]

she's either a witch or a robot.

Easy way to test to find out which one she is:

Throw her into a lake. If she floats, then she's a witch and flammable. If she sinks and doesn't drown, she's a robot. If she sinks and drowns....

....oops.

[phee]

Easy way to test to find out which one she is:

Throw her into a lake. If she floats, then she's a witch and flammable. If she sinks and doesn't drown, she's a robot. If she sinks and drowns....

....oops.

There is wisdom

[Shade Everdark]

Easy way to test to find out which one she is:

Throw her into a lake. If she floats, then she's a witch and flammable. If she sinks and doesn't drown, she's a robot. If she sinks and drowns....

....oops.

Yes, but what do you mean, "oops"?

I don't really see an oops in this situation.

[bav]

Yes, but what do you mean, "oops"?

I don't really see an oops in this situation.

Let me amend it:

Easy way to test to find out which one she is:

Throw her into a lake. If she floats, then she's a witch and flammable. If she sinks and doesn't drown, she's a robot. If she sinks and drowns....

....<sarcasm>oops</sarcasm>.

[Shade Everdark]

Ahh, much better.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Dude, my mom is like that...well in the bimbo sense anyways...I love her to death...but, I really wonder if I'm adopted...Because where else could my intelligence come from? I watched her flip over one of those 'idiot cards' SEVEN TIMES!!(in case you don't recall the card says 'If you want to know what keeps an idiot amused for hours flip this card over.' And it says the same thing on the other side.)...and if that wasn't enough after the seventh time she just looks at me and says:

"I don't get it."

Yea...they're out there...