An Email To A Potential Employer.

[Brenda Starrr]

I found an ad on craigslist for a new coffee shop that is opening up and they're looking for cute girls. Now to me, there's a broad spectrum of what cute is. So, two weeks ago, I emailed them with interest.

No reply.

I emailed them again last week. They only had 3 spots left. I though, "Well shit. They must have had a hard time finding cute chicks in MI. I'll do it again."

No reply.

So today, I saw the ad yet AGAIN. This time, I emailed this message, no pics. I wonder if I'll get a reply. Probably not, but they are kinda pissing me off. Stupid bubbleheads.....

Hi.

Is there an age limit? A weight limit? What do you

consider "cute?" Not everyone thinks the same thing.

What exactly is it that you're looking for? I have

sent two previous emails with my photos included, and

have gotten no response. I'm not insulted. I'm

underemployed, and would enjoy working in your

establishment. I'd just like to know what criteria

"cute" falls under.

Thank You,

[BrassFusion]

i dunno about you, but i'd rather not work at a place that wanted to hire me on account of cuteness

[Brenda Starrr]

It has gotten so that I don't necessarily want to work for them anymore. It's now a matter of principle. I want to SEE what they think is cute. What I think is cute is far different, I'm sure. There is beauty everywhere. NOT just in the so-called Barbie Doll types. I'm half tempted to get a coffee from them, just to see and even laugh my ass off at them.

I really could stand to make more $$$ though. Ulta lied to me.

[Onyx]

To me that ad sorta sounds like a serial killer looking for victims.

It could be legit, but Craigslist is notorious for shady characters so be careful of anything you find on there.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, I know this. I've been using craigslist for a few years now.

[Head Wreck]

buisnesses with cute girls do get more business.

music videos with attractive women go to number one.

its the whole teenage kid catchment area.

sucks, thats life i'm afraid.

i'm one of those fuddy duddy's that prefers sincere and polite service over what the waitress or receptionist looks like. i'm ordering tea not scouting a brothel

[creatureofthenyte]

I kind of agree with HW. The girl that's waiting on me should have a pleasant attitude. If she seems rude or cold towards me, then it wouldnt matter how "cute" she is. Brenda, if that ad is legit, I think you should try to go there and meet with the manager and if he is the one who has been ignoring you, you should pour a cup of their cawfee over his head and walk out with a big grin on your face lol.

[Marblez]

I would think that he is probably looking for "mainstream cuteness"...like, you know, blonde.

[Homicidalheathen]

you mean like this?

[Brenda Starrr]

I would think that he is probably looking for "mainstream cuteness"...like, you know, blonde.

Funny....

I just went blonde. But not for that. And yeah, I'm not sweating it so much. It's amusing to me now.

[Steven]

Funny....

I just went blonde. But not for that. And yeah, I'm not sweating it so much. It's amusing to me now.

Well, I've dated a couple, blondes arent even my type. Then I married one, happens to the best of us. I actually dig mine though.

[Homicidalheathen]

No way! You have to post a pic of your new locks!