Wow!

[n0Mad]

I can wipe my own ass.

Except when I've been rock climbing all day and my arms are so sore it hurts to wipe my own ass.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I can tie my boot laces all by myself AND............. Breath at the same time!

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I can mumble with a ball gag in my mouth

(found that out last night)

[n0Mad]

I can kiss somebody else who has a ball gag in their mouth.

(found that out at a Chaos show)

[Hellion]

I can make fart noises with my throat. When I do it a lot, people think I have a serious problem. Its really amusing, esp if I lift up my leg and make the noise.

Cool I can trap a fart i a jar and leave it somewhere because someone's bound to open it,LOL!!

[know_buddy_kares]

I can suddenly vomit violently 5 times, expelling 2 pitchers worth of city club beer, and go back for more.

[Msterbeau]

I can get soaked in a crazy rainstorm from inside my carport.

[phee]

I can get women pregnant

[Steven]

I can take everything this world's got and still bounce back like a mutha.

[Msterbeau]

I can take everything this world's got and still bounce back like a mutha.

You win.

[Brenda Starrr]

I can get women pregnant

How?

[Head Wreck]

I can throw my back out three times in less than a week.

((They think there's bigger problems there, and I'm inclined to agree with them))

theres like a chiropractor around the corner from Phee's mansion...

[Rayne]

theres like a chiropractor around the corner from Phee's mansion...

I wish my medical insurance covered it ... they are sending me to a specialist. They think I have an existing problem from my car accident 6 years ago that has ever looked into and it will probably end in surgery. I'm starting physical therapy soon.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can open a bottle of pop with one hand (assuming the seal has been broken) and spin the cap on the top of the bottle without it flying off...

[know_buddy_kares]

thanks to a root canal that has an entire molar made out of "filling", I can use it as a beer bottle opener! GO ME!

[Msterbeau]

I can be sick for 5 days and not even know it. Probably because of the combination of allergy symptoms and tiredness from physical work. :-O

[honeymustard02]

I can deep throat a popcicle ]

[odims_sphere]

I can deep throat a popcicle ]

Prove it!, we want pics!!!

[phee]

Prove it!, we want pics!!!

I can avoid the noid

[honeymustard02]

Lol I will the next time I have popcicles inthe house.

[n0Mad]

I can get by on 5 hours of crappy sleep for at least one day.

[Absinthe]

I can go like 6 months without sex. (with humans)

I have you beat. (in the human department.)

[Absinthe]

I can tie a cherry stem (must be long and pliable like a maraschino stem) with my tongue...AND...I can put my lipstick on with my cleavage.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can deep throat a popcicle ]

Have I introduced myself??

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can tie a cherry stem (must be long and pliable like a maraschino stem) with my tongue...AND...I can put my lipstick on with my cleavage.

Damn...beat me to posting it...

I can do that pac-man sound effects to the beat of "I Love The Cocaine"