Wow!

[honeymustard02]

Hehehe Yes you have and you are mighty cute

Have I introduced myself??

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can be flattered by being called 'cute' :blushing

[Absinthe]

I can be flattered by being called 'cute' :blushing

Thats cause you are an attention whore...one of your other talents.

[honeymustard02]

Thats cause you are an attention whore...one of your other talents.

LMAO if that's a talent then damn Im on the top of the list!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Thats cause you are an attention whore...one of your other talents.

AAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!

I can be accepting of the truth!!

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I can bleed for 5 days and not die

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can sing "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" by R.E.M. without screwing up...

I did so at karaoke once.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can also get my earing stuck in Joni's hair forcing me to hug her 4 minutes longer than I want/need to!!

[Scales]

I can sing along to 'The Final Countdown' in an extremely high pitched voice, and also do air guitar during the solo.

[Absinthe]

I can also get my earing stuck in Joni's hair forcing me to hug her 4 minutes longer than I want/need to!!

completley stole that line from me. As it happened I said "that forced me to be intimate with you for four more miniutes than I wanted to."

So you can also steal lines from smart cute unemployed chicks....sigh...im so depressed.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

completley stole that line from me. As it happened I said "that forced me to be intimate with you for four more miniutes than I wanted to."

So you can also steal lines from smart cute unemployed chicks....sigh...im so depressed.

Can suddenly despise people for LYING!!

[EAF (1)]

*can crack almost every bone in body* Yeah I know not a good sign to my health...

XD

[n0Mad]

I can hit a 5" grouping with 12 shots from a .38 at 21' after being awake for 20 hours straight. Frickin' revolver had a 12 lb. trigger pull too. Sucker was heavy.

[Shade Everdark]

I can...um...suck all the fun out of a run in five seconds flat? Does that count?

[Reaper]

Cool I can trap a fart i a jar and leave it somewhere because someone's bound to open it,LOL!!

LOL only you man, only you.

[Hellion]

I can trap farts in jars and detonate them at any time,in any location

[SpidersMoment]

I can cough and spit my gum out at the same time.

[celestial]

I can build the Lego Batmobile in 4 hours.

1045 pieces, bitches!!!

http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=7784

i built a lego gundam in like the same amount of time, buster riffle and wings an all

[n0Mad]

I can do research to back up my arguments.

[BrassFusion]

I can do research to back up my arguments.

I can assert my will alone to prove that everything I say and do is right... which is WAY more impressive if you ask me...

[slingerlandstyx]

I can pick up a clothes dryer by myself. I have witnesses.

[TrixieGothGirl]

I can mumble with a ball gag in my mouth

(found that out last night)

Okay, that was waaaaaaay too much info. lol

I can make some killer chocolate chip cookies.

[TrixieGothGirl]

Oh, I almost forgot, I can drive all by myself, but you might want to stay off the sidewalk.

[LadyKay]

Well...I once drove a stick shift with my right arm in a sling. That took some talent. I didn't have far to go though.

[TrixieGothGirl]

I've had to drive using my left foot when I sprained my right foot. Talk about not only hard but uncomfortable.