Wow!

[Der Nister]

I can mumble with a ball gag in my mouth

(found that out last night)

Oh really?

Tell us more.

[Destroit]

I can set 30 showing appointments, file 45 files, sent our 10 e-mails, seal 89 envelopes, be yelled at 5-6 times for shit I didn't do, run around the office 6 times in 35 seconds, make 300 copies, and list 3 houses in all three databases for Macomb, Oakland and our company all before lunch withOUT strangling myself with my phone cord. That's mad receptionist skillz, buddy.

I'll tell you something nobody can do. Barf, fart, burp, piss, and throw up ALL at the same time. You'd implode. We found that out in high school the hard way. That poor poor kid...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can play pokemon for over 280 hours....woot(?)

[Rayne]

I've had to drive using my left foot when I sprained my right foot. Talk about not only hard but uncomfortable.

I broke two bones in my right foot. It was in a cast for 12 weeks, then an air cast for another 8. I drove with my left ... but I had already taught myself from multiple right ankle sprains in high school.

Well...I once drove a stick shift with my right arm in a sling. That took some talent. I didn't have far to go though.

I drove from Michigan to Virginia to Georgia, back to Virginia and then back to Michigan with a cast on my right wrist.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I drove from Michigan to Virginia to Georgia, back to Virginia and then back to Michigan with a cast on my right wrist.

I stand corrected...THAT is talent!!

[Absinthe]

I can pretend to give a shit.

[odims_sphere]

I can spend an entire day cleaning a house and not finish.

[CandyQuackenbush]

I can spend an entire day cleaning a house and not finish.

Maybe you could pay someone to clean your house. You did that once, right?

[odims_sphere]

Maybe you could pay someone to clean your house. You did that once, right?

Yeah.. not really my idea but yeah

[CandyQuackenbush]

Yeah.. not really my idea but yeah

You could pay me 80 bucks a week or whatever it was. I'll even fold laundry!

*theres my talent, well one of the many*

[TrixieGothGirl]

When we lived in Japan years ago, I had to learn how to drive on the left side of the road. That took a little getting used to. I have to admit though, it was fun.

[Head Wreck]

i know how you feel.

when in michigan last year my eyes kept wanting the left lane of the road phee drove.

changing gears with the window winder was another habit i brok on Wrong side cars

[odims_sphere]

in Iraq we learned to drive in the center and avoid pot holes and any other object in the road. it made for some interesting driving when I got home for a couple of months.

[Head Wreck]

odd enough.

british squadies do that anyhow.

its called the theoretical third lane.

friend's squad loaded his bergan on the wrong truck and had to chase it accross the country in a ford minibus down the theoretical extra lane at silly speeds while the other drivers in the back were egging the driver on for more speed.

[raziel4772]

i know 2 different ways to kill someone with super glue

1) seal nose and mouth

2) seal butt-hole so they can't "go"

you don't even want to know what happens next