Has Anyone Ever.....

[Homicidalheathen]

And did it bother you?

(if so your too touchy)

anyway, someone just told me my cat looks like a cow!

She DOES need to go on a diet but...a cow?

Which gives me a good idea for a halloween costume....all I need are little horns for her head!

[Onyx]

Awww, she's gorgeous! I love kitties.

Someone called my kitty a bitch when she hissed at him. (She did ma a big favor - he turned out to be an asshole)

[Marblez]

And did it bother you?

(if so your too touchy)

anyway, someone just told me my cat looks like a cow!

She DOES need to go on a diet but...a cow?

Which gives me a good idea for a halloween costume....all I need are little horns for her head!

Are you sure "Cow" wasn't more of a comment regarding her coloring?

[Homicidalheathen]

It twas her coloring and her belly.......which is so big it drags on the floor when she runs up the stairs...kinda funny.

My cats have spared me horrible relationships by being mean to men as well.

Gotta love those psychic kitties. And dogs.

[DarkVampire]

It doesn't bother me, I insult them myself. I have a nick name for one of them, hissy cat, because she's a little bitch with an attitude. She prances around like she's queen of the Nile, doesn't like people and other animals except my other cat. She'll even hiss at me if I call her hissy cat. She knows I'm making fun of her. But I love her regardless. Cats and their complex personalities.

[Homicidalheathen]

yah, after last night I jumped on the band wagon myself. We now call her, fat cow butt licker kitty with O.C.D.

[BrassFusion]

hah, she's a cute cow, i wouldn't take it as an insult

[Homicidalheathen]

she is cute but god. This licking thing is out of control! I am trying to sleep with her in my arms one night and she keeps licking ONE spot on her side. So I put my hand over it thinking she is about to get raw. So she licks my arm in ONE spot for like an half an hour until its sore!

OCD kitty needs meds.

Then last night she started that shit on her ass!

I am like, ok this is gross and keeping me awake.....kitty has to go now.

She licked her ass for like a half hour.

And she steals the other kitty's food all the time. Is a bit of a bully about it.

[Daevion]

no one would dare insult my kitty?

[Fierce Critter]

Jon insults our animals all the time. All in fun.

Isabeau, the big fluffy grey one, he will particularly go off on. She's all fluff, but it makes her look huge. She'll walk across him while he's in bed and he'll start screaming like an elephant crushed him. "That fat fuck just crushed my aorta!"

We both call Marty a fag because, well, we're pretty sure he's gay.

Jon makes fun of Tiki because she's got 3 legs and it's easy to make fun of the handicapped. She just nubs him in the head (the one front leg is missing below the elbow, and she sort of "nubs" at things with it).

He painted a scenerio where all the cats gang together and attack him. Get him on the ground and just beat the living shit out of him. A particularly vivid visual is of Tiki grinding her nub into his eyeball.

Oakley, our German Shepherd, is an excessively whiny and cowardly dog. We both call him AssDog because, well, he's an ass. Sometimes he'll do things when he thinks we aren't watching him like knock a cat over, steal a treat from a cat, etc. He's also prone to using furniture to scratch his ass - and me as well. Jon gives all the pets voices, and speaks in their voice. "Oakley" calls me "endtable". He doesn't really obey me all that much, just treats me like an inanimate object.

We love all of them, though, and all that is in fun. We spoil our pets rotten. Gotta put them in their place with an insult here and there, you know. Otherwise, well, the attack scenerio.

[ManicQueen]

Wow, is that Crystal?

She has turned into a cow. *lmao*

[Homicidalheathen]

Yup. But I swear her belly is like Buddha's. I rub those white spots and it brings me luck. :clover