Coffin Furniture

[LadyKay]

I came across this site that sells coffin shape furniture. If I only had the money a coffin shape coffee table would look really good in my living room. Something different anyway. Take a look if you like.

http://www.casketfurniture.com/casket_furniture.php

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I'd die for the coffee table or the blue cabinet...

[Scary Guy]

Take my word for it that nothing beats the real thing.

[phee]

I am sure that there a mulititude of bad puns that can be made about this...

[odims_sphere]

I am sure that there a mulititude of bad puns that can be made about this...

Like, "I wouldn't be cought dead with that in my house"

or, "I'm dying to have one of those"

[phee]

Like, "I wouldn't be cought dead with that in my house"

or, "I'm dying to have one of those"

We nailed a great deal down, although things were looking grim, it would have been a grave mistake to miss that sale.

[Onyx]

I like that sofa. I wonder how comfy it is.

I also like the fact that it can be converted to a real coffin. Funerals expenses can be horrendous. It would be nice to know at least the coffin was taken care of already, and I get to actually use what I'm paying for instead of having it taken out of what money I leave behind.

[Head Wreck]

at those prces. jeeez

*goes to dig out bandsaw from the shed and router table*

i can make a killing selling stuff like this

[Homicidalheathen]

To quote thing 1 who just took a peek at this thread.....'sqrew that!' Too expensive.

But nice. Yah. I love the display case one.

[mallochai]

i can make a killing selling stuff like this

*giggles*

[Scary Guy]

So Todd (my best friend) calls me up (5 minutes ago now) and the conversation went like this.

Todd: "Hey"

Me: "What's up?"

Todd: "I bought you a coffin"

Me: "what?"

Todd: "I bought you a coffin"

Me: "what?"

Todd: "I BOUGHT YOU A COFFIN!"

Me: "That's what I thought you said but... ok"

Todd: "Where are you at?"

Me: "I'm at home, where are you at?"

Todd: "I'm in Warren but I'll be at your house in five minutes"

Me: "Ok"

I love my friends

(edit: wasn't a real coffin, but it was the thought that counted.)

[Brenda Starrr]

LOL@"eternaltainment center."

[Der Nister]

Those do look like they were built at home.

I agree with HW.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

if it wasnt ridiculously expensive I'd buy all my furniture from there

[EAF (1)]

Ditto...*lays down in coffin bed* this one is my favorite though...lol

XD