I Could Use A Good Laugh.

[Homicidalheathen]

Post one sentence....just one.....no explanations......of something funny that happened to you recently.

I will go first.....K?

'I scared him away by pinching his nipples'

Oh and.....

'he almost got bit reaching for his underwear'...

[Sybil]

"he was moaning, but then he squeeked?!"

[phee]

My wild cherry Pepsi is next to a Christian Jigsaw Puzzle

[Vater Araignee]

After I pinned him down I barffed on his face and won the fight.

[Homicidalheathen]

I told him I was sitting in the lap of Luxury, and I was......but it was my friend in drag...

[phee]

I killed Covenant for an hour last night.... it was great (Halo 2 reference)

[JaneDead]

"well, that was interesting. i've never had that happen in my mouth before."

[Homicidalheathen]

0Oohhh...., what IS that? Can I touch it? (I said no)

[Dollardave]

Horrendous girl : Do you think I'm Pretty?

D$D$ Response: No

True Story.

[saechalyn]

"I think it's sailors actually...it can rain on the sheep."

[Homicidalheathen]

Ouch. It wasn't suppose to hurt was it? (we were fixing something)

[EvilEve]

i wonder how many different ways i can hurt people at work by using a hot-fresh-salted french fry...

[Homicidalheathen]

It was HIM! *points* He was opening the back door with his nose!!

[odims_sphere]

caller "Yeah, I have a kidney pick up for you"

me "right or left?"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Pokemon conversations can sound REALLY dirty...

[Absinthe]

No Dave...you can not put Squirtle on my face

[Homicidalheathen]

...hey wait a minute. What are you going to use that plastic bag for? You sick or something?

[Homicidalheathen]

'GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY ASS!'

[jadnifer]

Why is it so hard for me to walk up the stairs?

[flowofwoe]

It looks all bloody inside.

[jadnifer]

What the hell is THAT on the floor?

[Homicidalheathen]

Ah stop sucking my clit! Yuk! I got my pussy ate by a pussy! Thats not a tit!

[jadnifer]

Why is it STARING at me???