Wacked "pick-up" Methods

[Msterbeau]

OK... so this wasn't an intentional attempt to hit on someone...

I go out to dance to a good song and find an open spot near a woman I'd noticed earlier. Pretty much the only space available since the dance floor was small.

Girl: Crashes into me and apologizes.

Me: "I'm sorry, that's not good enough. You must be executed"

Girl: "Now? I'm not ready to die yet...."

Us: Further joking banter about executions, Monty Python, etc.. Including one she made about her being the executie.

Result: An hour of dancing/conversation and a phone number.

What's your story?

[Der Nister]

Stopped at gas station one night a few weeks ago. Had a headache and bought some pain releivers there to take care of it.

While sitting in a parking spot for maybe 8-9 minutes a cop pulled up. Well, it turned out to be a lady cop - bout 5' 4", blonde and very................well, anywho. She said she got a call and needed to run my info. Asked me to the back of the squad car.

After we sat there and talked for a long while she let me out and handed me a business card and said "if you need anything - here's my number." and we shook hands and went our seperate ways.

Now dats freaky but true people.

[Gauge]

ive never had a pickup line work on me. . .they all sucked. . .now if you wanna get on the ones that didnt work, i have some f-ed up shit thats been happening lately!

thats really cute tho!

[kellygrrrrrl]

a well put together "interactive" date book (Sort of like those old mystery ones where you go to page 1 for this or page 5 for that...kinda thing) , and 4 recorded and edited love songs just for me? Why me? Wow.

Smitten

[raziel4772]

one of my favs and alot less crude than some of the others that have worked is

as i'm going to bathroom

"Hold on wait right here so I can stalk you"

[Msterbeau]

Stopped at gas station one night a few weeks ago. Had a headache and bought some pain releivers there to take care of it.

While sitting in a parking spot for maybe 8-9 minutes a cop pulled up. Well, it turned out to be a lady cop - bout 5' 4", blonde and very................well, anywho. She said she got a call and needed to run my info. Asked me to the back of the squad car.

After we sat there and talked for a long while she let me out and handed me a business card and said "if you need anything - here's my number." and we shook hands and went our seperate ways.

Now dats freaky but true people.

Have you taken her up on her "offer? *snort*

[know_buddy_kares]

oooh a hot female cop can arrest me any time! And I'd be more than happy to let her cuff me!

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

I kid you not....

Me: I'm bored

Her: When this song is over you want to go somewhere and fuck?

Me: Sure

5min later

Her: Songs over, your car or mine?

Me (still not beleiving this was happening): I don't have a car here

Her: Mine it is.

there was more conversation after that but it was like.. negotiations for what she was willing to do or not. It went down like a business deal but no money changed hands... it was.. odd. She was a good lay though.

[Der Nister]

Have you taken her up on her "offer? *snort*

As much as I'd like to I'm thinking, dating a woman that has been trained to use a gun may not be a good thing. *lol*

But I still have her card and keep thinking.........................should I?

[know_buddy_kares]

As much as I'd like to I'm thinking, dating a woman that has been trained to use a gun may not be a good thing. *lol*

But I still have her card and keep thinking.........................should I?

DO IT!!!! Just at the very least for the novelty of it!

[Der Nister]

DO IT!!!! Just at the very least for the novelty of it!

[know_buddy_kares]

Quit stalling and make a member of the law do something dirty! I know you're tempted. Stop resisting! You know what they say... The best way to get rid of temptation is to give into it right?

[Der Nister]

:o

[know_buddy_kares]

Come on dude... think of the potential opportunity you could be missing out on... she might have friends!!

This is what you could be passing over!

Talk about corrupting the whole damn police depo!

[Sybil]

OK... so this wasn't an intentional attempt to hit on someone...

I go out to dance to a good song and find an open spot near a woman I'd noticed earlier. Pretty much the only space available since the dance floor was small.

Girl: Crashes into me and apologizes.

Me: "I'm sorry, that's not good enough. You must be executed"

Girl: "Now? I'm not ready to die yet...."

Us: Further joking banter about executions, Monty Python, etc.. Including one she made about her being the executie.

Result: An hour of dancing/conversation and a phone number.

What's your story?

this is VERY cute!

[Sybil]

i ran into an old friend that ran a record store.

he said our mutual friend Dean was in town and would be at CC that weekend.

..i went to CC, and saw a guy that looked like Dean standing on the platform. i ran across the dance floor and tapped his shoulder and said hi.

it wasnt dean.

i apologised and walked away and he followed me and took my arm and asked my name so that next time he saw me we could talk and he introduced himself as well..

We are still together 2 years later.

*blushes*

[Homicidalheathen]

Me and a friend left one bar to follow some guy she wanted to another bar....she drove into a sign......the cops came......they let me go and carted her off to jail......so I was wondering around the parking lot not wanting to go into the bar....with no ride....and came across some guy who was diabetic and thus had worse hypoglycemic fits than I ever do.....and he was acting strange.....so I helped him go find an apple.......and we dated for a bit after that.

[Homicidalheathen]

aw thats so sweet.

i ran into an old friend that ran a record store.

he said our mutual friend Dean was in town and would be at CC that weekend.

..i went to CC, and saw a guy that looked like Dean standing on the platform. i ran across the dance floor and tapped his shoulder and said hi.

it wasnt dean.

i apologised and walked away and he followed me and took my arm and asked my name so that next time he saw me we could talk and he introduced himself as well..

We are still together 2 years later.

*blushes*

[Shade Everdark]

I was wondering if you'd found an in when I saw you dancing near her. Good on you, buddy.

As for my story...don't have one. Sorry.

[Msterbeau]

I was wondering if you'd found an in when I saw you dancing near her. Good on you, buddy.

As for my story...don't have one. Sorry.

I didn't find anything. It found me...

[phee]

I remember how Odims met one of his girlfriends... quite literally he walked up to a girl at CC and said: "Wanna breed?" and she said "sure I got a uterus"...

They ended up dating for over a year...

[Msterbeau]

I remember how Odims met one of his girlfriends... quite literally he walked up to a girl at CC and said: "Wanna breed?" and she said "sure I got a uterus"...

They ended up dating for over a year...

I would ask if they wanted to PRACTICE breeding.

[TygerLili]

What's your story?

You already heard my story on Friday!

Basically, he made a chauvanistic comment that, though had I been sober I'd probably have slapped him for, I found very amusing in my drunken stupor. I think he kind of didn't know what to do when I stayed and started talking to him,and eventually making out with him, instead of storming off offended. Then again we've been together a year and a half, so maybe he did know what he was doing all along.

If anyone is dying to read the long, drawn out story go to

http://tygerlyli.livejournal.com/17165.html

[Msterbeau]

You already heard my story on Friday!

Basically, he made a chauvanistic comment that, though had I been sober I'd probably have slapped him for, I found very amusing in my drunken stupor. I think he kind of didn't know what to do when I stayed and started talking to him,and eventually making out with him, instead of storming off offended. Then again we've been together a year and a half, so maybe he did know what he was doing all along.

If anyone is dying to read the long, drawn out story go to

http://tygerlyli.livejournal.com/17165.html

Well... no one else heard it. It was funny being told by the both of you.. :-)

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Monty Python reference from a female that is even remotely attractive? Marriage proposal i say.

I'm not sure i even have the ability to "hit on" anyone in the traditional sense of hitting on someone you might not know that well and/or aren't sure if they are interested in you. If it isn't crystal clear to me they are interested already, i don't bother. I generally just assume everything is platonic. Probably why I'm not "afraid" of hugging people and mild intaacy with people i don't know all that well. I assume its all on a friendship level regardless. I'm so deep into "The friend zone" its not even funny.

Pretty much have to hit me over the head with a bag and say "HEY YOU , IM INTERESTED." for me to get the hint.