Lies!

[Homicidalheathen]

Couple responses got me to thinking about this.

Post some lies told to you by potential or ex mates to get you to put out or just like them.

A couple lied about nationality.....like I couldn't tell....duh. One, because he knew I was into vampires.....so he thought if he said he was from Transylvania I would bite......lol......yah. That was a bad stinky pun. But the story is true.

I used to sing in a band and so I got this once, from someone who's last name was Fogharty.......

'my uncle is John and I can introduce you.....' (of Creedence)

And, 'I used to sing in this band or played with that band' (heard that twice from two different people, did research....and now EVERYONE knows they lie lol)

Oh and My dad is rich.......we just don't get along. But I get a shit load on my 21st Bday......he didn't. Not that I cared.

"I am a model scout" Lots of young women fall for that one, some end up dead. I didn't. My mom warned me about that one.

Oh and the ever 'I don't have any kids.' And you believe them until they get their checks garnished.

Anyone else?

[BrassFusion]

this one asshole told me he had herpes, but he NEVER got an outbreak... i just know he was lying...

[raziel4772]

worst lie i've ever been told by an ex "i love you" i think that tops them all

[CandyQuackenbush]

worst lie i've ever been told by an ex "i love you" i think that tops them all

Yup.

Or, you get told, "I love you" and they get a job out of state and they cheat on you after they proposed.

Yeah, long story.

[EvilEve]

unfortunetly, i have said said lie to one of my ex's... but that's because he said it to me first... nevermind the fact that we had only been seeing each other for 3 days before he said it.... that relationship only lasted a month before i left the psycho-stalker...

[Absinthe]

I want to spend the rest of my life with you...you are the one...I love you...I think you could be the one...

I have heard them all. Pretty much every single guy I ever dated lied to me in some fashion in order to get their way...then they were off like a dirty shirt.

Sigh....Whoa as me

GAWD Im pitiful

[Homicidalheathen]

With all the talent in here I am surprised no one else has heard the 'I know someone famous, I can get you in.....' line.

[Steven]

"no, I didint eat your pop tarts."

[Homicidalheathen]

Only time anyone said that the first night or whatever turned out to be the same way lol.

Even if I felt it.......I would not say it.......nor would I trust my feelings that soon.

unfortunetly, i have said said lie to one of my ex's... but that's because he said it to me first... nevermind the fact that we had only been seeing each other for 3 days before he said it.... that relationship only lasted a month before i left the psycho-stalker...

[raziel4772]

Only time anyone said that the first night or whatever turned out to be the same way lol.

Even if I felt it.......I would not say it.......nor would I trust my feelings that soon.

I've got a 3 month minimum wait if they say it before then I dump them nicely if I can. 6 month wait if I see them less than once a week. Unless for some freaky reason I feel the same. As of the past 10 months and 3 girls I haven't felt much let alone anything I'd call love. But I can blame that on my trust issues and a series of bad and emotionally damaging relationships. But oh well.

[Homicidalheathen]

I have a rule. I make him say it first and I wait 2 months before I say it myself. Works for me.