Happy Birthday Ohster!

[Marblez]

[Msterbeau]

You are so going to get your ass kicked by Brenda for this....

[know_buddy_kares]

If he shows up, I'll throw construction barrels at him and puke on the hood of his..her...it...whatever's car!

[Brenda Starrr]

You are so going to get your ass kicked by Brenda for this....

ROFL.

Actually, I was going to be the smartass to post this, but Tina beat me to it. Dammit.

[Marblez]

ROFL.

Actually, I was going to be the smartass to post this, but Tina beat me to it. Dammit.

Hehe, I resemble that remark

[Jadis]

Happy Birthday!

[Msterbeau]

Happy Birthday!

Someone educate her about Ohster...

[Brenda Starrr]

Someone shopuld dig up his pics. This guy was full of himself and creepy as fuck.

There. How's that?

[know_buddy_kares]

I'll do you all one better! He....eh.. it.. uh... whatever has made youtube videos! And the 2nd one gives further suspicions to the urban legend that this character might have actually been *gasp* a REAL person!

His City Club Advertisement Video

His own documentary of his singing and fighting abilities!

Grab the popcorn and soda, this here is a comedy goldmine as far as I'm concerned!

[Onyx]

I didn't realize anyone was doubting that he was real.

Now his sanity, that's another story.

[Brenda Starrr]

We all just LOVE him.

[Destroit]

So didn't know he was on this site. He propositioned me for uhmm some inappropriate stuff on myspace once. Needless to say, I was quite grossed out. Blech. Then went on to make it sound like it was "my loss".

[Head Wreck]

i am THE OHSTER!

or was untill i cropped my hair off and kicked steroids

[JaneDead]

oh my god, videos? i am afraid to look. as brenda said- the guy is creepy as fuck.

[Scary Guy]

I voted him a 1

because nothing exists lower than 1

[Destroit]

I'll do you all one better! He....eh.. it.. uh... whatever has made youtube videos! And the 2nd one gives further suspicions to the urban legend that this character might have actually been *gasp* a REAL person!

His City Club Advertisement Video

His own documentary of his singing and fighting abilities!

Grab the popcorn and soda, this here is a comedy goldmine as far as I'm concerned!

Bwhahaha omfg I <3 you. That made my night.

[Brenda Starrr]

He's like Black Aggie. Say his name 3 times.....

Or was that Beetlejuice?

[BrassFusion]

He's like Black Aggie. Say his name 3 times.....

Or was that Beetlejuice?

If that's all it takes, haven't we been unintentionally summoning his presence with this thread? *watches the videos*

[BrassFusion]

Damn. That wasn't funny. That was just BORING.

Sad thing is, if he was a chick with a similarly decent body and a similarly shovel-beaten face making videos of repetitive pictures over the same horrible music, he'd have devoted fans on this and other sites...

[know_buddy_kares]

Damn. That wasn't funny. That was just BORING.

See that's the thing, is it's boring, but the whole concept this guy is trying to glamourise his pathetic existance and uglyness is actually funny. I found it mildly amusing to say the least, but I've never actually seen the guy on the internet other than other's making fun of him and describing what he was like. So I figured these others would get a kick out of the video.

Come to think of it... I've never seen this character at City Club either..

Now i he does come back.. lets look at who started this whole thread to invoke his presence..

YOU Tina! It'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

If that's all it takes, haven't we been unintentionally summoning his presence with this thread? *watches the videos*

But we haven't said it OUT LOUD.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[Marblez]

See that's the thing, is it's boring, but the whole concept this guy is trying to glamourise his pathetic existance and uglyness is actually funny. I found it mildly amusing to say the least, but I've never actually seen the guy on the internet other than other's making fun of him and describing what he was like. So I figured these others would get a kick out of the video.

Come to think of it... I've never seen this character at City Club either..

Now i he does come back.. lets look at who started this whole thread to invoke his presence..

YOU Tina! It'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

Lol, I didn't even know there were videos. You are so not innocent in this.

[know_buddy_kares]

Lol, I didn't even know there were videos. You are so not innocent in this.

hahaha, for a character such as him... I sorta had to do my research

[Marblez]

hahaha, for a character such as him... I sorta had to do my research

Ah, so - you SOUGHT him out? I merely said Happy Birthday.