Bush - His Best Thoughts

[Der Nister]

A moron of this magnitude could only have been elected by morons.

10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

8. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." —speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

4. "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video)

3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video)

2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video)

1. "My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

[Destroit]

Number two had to have been my favorite lol. I actually laughed out loud, and the people in my office are now onto me lol.

[Scary Guy]

The sound bites for half of those exist on the net.

[Hellion]

Need I say More.

[Msterbeau]

Um... You realize you're probably calling people on DGN morons? As much as I dislike Bush and am pissed that he got re-elected, I don't call friends morons because of it. Funny stuff, but think about your comments a bit more before you post.

[Hellion]

Is this what our flag will look like in the future?

[Der Nister]

Um... You realize you're probably calling people on DGN morons? As much as I dislike Bush and am pissed that he got re-elected, I don't call friends morons because of it. Funny stuff, but think about your comments a bit more before you post.

Well you've got this one wrong marc sorry - my freinds here - wouldn't have nor did they vote for him.

I did put thought into it and thanks anyway. =)

[Msterbeau]

You missed my point. You're still calling people here morons. And that achieves what, exactly?

[Scary Guy]

You missed my point. You're still calling people here morons. And that achieves what, exactly?

Statement of the obvious lol sorry j/k j/k but it was too easy.

Probably one of my favorite fake bush images.

[Msterbeau]

Statement of the obvious lol sorry j/k j/k but it was too easy.

Probably one of my favorite fake bush images.

Stating the obvious is my job smarty pants. :-P

[Sybil]

A moron of this magnitude could only have been elected by morons.

10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

8. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." —speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

4. "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video)

3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video)

2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video)

1. "My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

**shudders**

As I read this.. I heard his voice.

I slapped my 'puter monitor.

[Msterbeau]

**shudders**

As I read this.. I heard his voice.

I slapped my 'puter monitor.

[Sybil]

[Scales]

What's in the past is in the past.. I'm glad we had such a bad president, at least for awhile a large majority of people started catching onto why it's a damn good idea to have little respect for politicians. Subservient groups of people don't keep their "leaders" in line, they just get screwed over repeatedly.

[know_buddy_kares]

I've said this before, and it's worth repeating.

I'll forgive anyone who voted for him for the first time.

But there's no excuse for voting for him on his re-election.

I'm not one to really throw out insults anymore however in relations to what Der Nister said about voting for bush.. In my humble opinion... If the shoe fits.. wear it.

Everyone has the right to respect as a human being however I'm not going to play politically correct and spare someone's feelings when they're being a dumbass. Being a dumbass hurts those around you. Voting for bush to get him a 2nd term was being a dumbass in my opinion. But it's not as harsh as it sounds i mean... look at his "competition" When you look into both their personal history, it was the exact same stinking pile of horse shit under 2 different names.

The votes were rigged IMO. Having Kerry run against him shows a backup rig incase the vote rig didn't go so smoothly IMO.

Still though, that's not any excuse to still like Bush. He's an obvious selfish idiot.

[Scary Guy]

I say VOTE SAXON!

But seriously yeah, Bush has the lowest approval rating... pretty much ever. It's lower at this point than when Nixon was in office during the height of the Watergate scandal. http://www.pollingreport.com/BushJob.htm

Whats worse is it really is a two party system and they just hand power back and forth. No wait, it's really a one party system in disguise. Ever notice how no one ever talks about a third option (and if they do they don't talk about it for long, only long enough to make it seem like they talk about other options).

OK you're a stupid average US citizen and are given a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich, but those are the only options you're given, not telling you that there is the option of a retarded monkey (which lets be honest, a retarded monkey could do a better job than either of those choices) then wouldn't you vote monkey?

Besides, who doesn't love monkeys?

...aside me that is

[know_buddy_kares]

(honest, a retarded monkey could do a better job than either of those choices) then wouldn't you vote monkey?

Besides, who doesn't love monkeys?

...aside me that is

Monkey's are ok, especially retarded ones. That's just comedy right there. As long as there's no bird brains running for office! I fucking HATE birds! And ooooh lookie at our 2008 candidates so far... bird brains...

...If I was dead I'd be rolling over in my grave right now.

[Marblez]

I've said this before, and it's worth repeating.

I'll forgive anyone who voted for him for the first time.

But there's no excuse for voting for him on his re-election.

That's what I thought about Clinton, lol.

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

Well, thanks Marc.

As for the insults...

My wife works with retards, so I see stuff like this all the time. See, retards, when they don't understand someone or something, they say they are/it's stupid. You just let them think what they want because you know they just have the capacity for real thought or understanding.

[Marblez]

There are many (too many) instances where GW has mispoken. The guy is just not cut out for public speaking. I can understand, relate to or agree with much of what he says ^ up there...unfortunately, it is way too easy to take things out of context and run with it.

An example:

10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

This war is about removing the war/hate mongrels in power and assisting Iraq to create a democratic nation of peace. My first though about this toward the people that say that it is an idiotic thing to say is "duh!". But then again, if you wish to think him an idiot and you read this comment literally, I can see how you would think it ridiculous.

[know_buddy_kares]

There are many (too many) instances where GW has mispoken. The guy is just not cut out for public speaking. I can understand, relate to or agree with much of what he says ^ up there...unfortunately, it is way too easy to take things out of context and run with it.

An example:

10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

This war is about removing the war/hate mongrels in power and assisting Iraq to create a democratic nation of peace. My first though about this toward the people that say that it is an idiotic thing to say is "duh!". But then again, if you wish to think him an idiot and you read this comment literally, I can see how you would think it ridiculous.

True he's a horrible speaker, but all his ways of saying things are funny, and I don't hate him for his gooy speeches..

..i hate him because of his actions, and his selfish interests. The more I find out about what he and his posse is trying to do, the more i loose faith in this country.. which at this point, is nonexistant.

[Marblez]

True he's a horrible speaker, but all his ways of saying things are funny, and I don't hate him for his gooy speeches..

..i hate him because of his actions, and his selfish interests. The more I find out about what he and his posse is trying to do, the more i loose faith in this country.. which at this point, is nonexistant.

Please note I am not picking on kbk by any means - I can pull examples from nearly everyone on this board.

Case in point. KBK: I will assume that you meant "goofy speeches" and "lose faith". I am a poor typist and some people are better at spelling than others. Likewise, some are better at public speaking than others. GW's skills in that arena are FAR below what should be expected of the President of the USA. I will continue to maintain, with an optimistic spirit, that most of the items above are a nit-picky compilation of out-of-context comments and instances where he simply misspoke. These are not an indication of lack of intelligence or sense.

Hate him for his policy, that is fine. That is the excellent thing about term limits. If enough people agree with you, Democrats/Liberals will take office soon enough and replace him and his entire posse. System works, don't "loose" faith.

[know_buddy_kares]

Please note I am not picking on kbk by any means - I can pull examples from nearly everyone on this board.

Case in point. KBK: I will assume that you meant "goofy speeches" and "lose faith". I am a poor typist and some people are better at spelling than others. Likewise, some are better at public speaking than others. GW's skills in that arena are FAR below what should be expected of the President of the USA. I will continue to maintain, with an optimistic spirit, that most of the items above are a nit-picky compilation of out-of-context comments and instances where he simply misspoke. These are not an indication of lack of intelligence or sense.

Hate him for his policy, that is fine. That is the excellent thing about term limits. If enough people agree with you, Democrats/Liberals will take office soon enough and replace him and his entire posse. System works, don't "loose" faith.

Ok well I'll try clarifying things. Yes his speech skills are below par, but i don't hold that against him in any way, it's just funny to watch is all, other than that, i've no opinion on the matter other than "hell, we all have our weaknesses"

But just his actions, what he's doine, how he's done it, speak so much and I clearly think he has the wrong motives for getting into, and staying in presidency. Actions and words are supposed to be two seperate items here in this explanation. If your still are having trouble getting my point, don't worry, I just have a real difficult time trying to explain things, and it often comes out the wrong way and not what i intended. Just let me know in a PM.