You Know You've Crossed The Line When:

[Head Wreck]

you are told to get some stuff from the other side of the room, but halfway through caterpillar crawling there you find an open pack of jam centered buiscuits and try to eat them having forgotten whose house your in and what you were trying to do by crawling.

friend renters room to find you rolling around in a pile of crushed buscuits.

ah, my "getting over the bitch that betrayed me" party started with a bang and 2 bottles of whiskey before heading out to the bar

[Kit Kat P]

when even the voices won't talk to you

[Blood_Doll]

you don't remember the name of the person sleeping next to you lolz

>^_^<

[jadnifer]

You make your little sister cry

[Sybil]

I am ready to pack up and leave.

No lookin' back, baby.

[Daevion]

you don't remember the name of the person sleeping next to you lolz

>^_^<

OMG!! thats happened twice so far!! gawd I felt bad...

[Homicidalheathen]

Your sister finds you and hubbies swinger ad online lol (this happened to me)

[Nevar (5)]

your in prison.

[Constantin]

when your wondering why the people at the bar didnt like your pedaphile joke

for those that are wondering my wife left me the other day i came home and she was packing her things i asked why are you leaving me and she said it was becase i was a pedaphile and i said well isnt that a big word for a 12 year old to use. lol

[Nevar (5)]

your boss looks at you with his i'm going to fire you eyes.

[Nevar (5)]

Your boss looks at you but does'nt say a word.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Your sister finds you and hubbies swinger ad online lol (this happened to me)

No...you've really crossed the line when she knows it's you and answers it anyway!

Edited September 11, 2008 by SpammerOvTheGods

[Nevar (5)]

LOL!

No...you've really crossed the line when she knows it's you and answers it anyway!

[jynxxxedangel]

You wake up drunk in a bikini top in wintertime on a bus headed for Cleveland.

[Msterbeau]

You wake up drunk in a bikini top in wintertime on a bus headed for Cleveland.

No... I think you did something right. You're certainly headed in the right direction.

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When your ex is seething on the phone.

[Ice Queen (1)]

There's a line?

*looks around, grabs binoculars*

that little thing, with the gray area around it, way back there?

[Msterbeau]

There's a line?

*looks around, grabs binoculars*

that little thing, with the gray area around it, way back there?

No, no... For you, you'll need a telescope to find it. Maybe.

[Ice Queen (1)]

No, no... For you, you'll need a telescope to find it. Maybe.

true, so true

[Oh_My_Goth]

When you start thinking the stuff McCain says is right in any way.....

{Not I}

[taysteewonderbunny]

When the prosecutor has subpoenaed your grandmother to testify against you, as a character witness.

[Msterbeau]

When the prosecutor has subpoenaed your grandmother to testify against you, as a character witness.

[taysteewonderbunny]

I swear, not me. Not ME. But this one bitch I know who will be getting out of jail in December...........well, I'm starting to think differently about guns now.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

Maasberg 12-gauge.

[Nevar (5)]

You forget your girlfriends birthday.

[Oh_My_Goth]

When the cops tackle and mace you.....