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When everyone stops calling.

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You start listening to George Carlin for interview advice:

"If all else fails, just point to the picture on his desk and ask, 'Who's the cunt!?'"

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When you forgot to replace something very important in the bathroom at your work

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  • 2 weeks later...
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when the blond mall store retail manager girl with the nose stud who is tied up in the trunk stops breathing for a few minutes.

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whn the hooker smacks you across the face and says your fuckin sick

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:rofl:

whn the hooker smacks you across the face and says your fuckin sick

  • 2 years later...
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you get served.

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you get served.

FUCK OFF. That crisis never happened, it was averted successfully, remember? :whistle:

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FUCK OFF. That crisis never happened, it was averted successfully, remember? :whistle:

Yeah because I answered the door and coached you out of it.

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Yeah because I answered the door and coached you out of it.

I owe Black Jack, because if I wasn't going to pick him up at the moment, I would have been home :rofl:.

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Comment of the day. Said by person not involved in conversation about highland games - "The only clan I care about is the ku klux". My reply "Son, you ever say something like that around me again, you will be damn lucky if all I do is pistol whip you"

That form of commentary around me is crossing a line.

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Comment of the day. Said by person not involved in conversation about highland games - "The only clan I care about is the ku klux". My reply "Son, you ever say something like that around me again, you will be damn lucky if all I do is pistol whip you"

That form of commentary around me is crossing a line.

:unworthy:

  • 2 weeks later...
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When you get round-housed by Chuck Norris.

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