You Know You've Crossed The Line When:

[Nevar (5)]

when your so drunk you play a game pool......

with your car.

Edited July 8, 2007 by THE CRAVEN RAVEN

[Nevar (5)]

when you get pulled over drunk and ask the cop where the nearest donut shop is

Edited August 15, 2007 by THE CRAVEN RAVEN

[Homicidalheathen]

Well actually I would expect the cop to know where the nearest donut shop is. I swear, they sit in there watching muggings afraid to come out then see you speeding trying to get your kid to the doctor or something and run out and give you a ticket.

[Nevar (5)]

when the doctor hit's you with the bad news.

[Scary Guy]

When the entire community ostracizes you.

[know_buddy_kares]

when you start taking construction barrels in your way personally and get in a fight with them...

[Hellion]

When you walk into the store smoking a cigarette and refuse to put it out.

or

you expose corruption @ work

[Crazed Vampyress]

When you stumble and fall on your ass and yell at the cat for tripping you. but find the cat is sleeping in another room, so you then have to yell at him for that, too.

[creatureofthenyte]

when you look in back of you,

before taking your next step,

and see the line in back of you instead of in front,

where its supposed to be.

[Hellion]

When you fart and found out it was'nt a fart,and your away from home,LOL!!

[Sybil]

see you speeding trying to get your kid to the doctor or something and run out and give you a ticket.

Aww..

you have been thru this??

[Sybil]

You know you have crossed the line when:

There is nothing but silence on the other end for 2 minutes.

You find yourself throwing the blue glass at the door. (or he went too far. depends on who is telling the story.)

When you are running on ONLY emotions <-- this can get so ugly.

[creatureofthenyte]

when you give your friend an honest opinion about something, and they don't talk to you for awhile, cuz your opinion was alittle too honest.

[Homicidalheathen]

You run and jump in the pool only to notice guys pointing and smirking when you get out cause your breastesses tried to free themselves (yes this happened to me last week)

[diana2di]

when your son has been in so many incidents at daycare that they are kicking him out and there is nothing you can do for it because he doesn't act like that all the time at home only at school.

[BrassFusion]

When you fart and found out it was'nt a fart,and your away from home,LOL!!

when the opposite happens... you fart so bad and so silently that you think there's a natural gas leak or a dead animal in your house and you try to diagnose it properly till 2 hours or so later when you fart again and it smells the same as the supposed catastrophe

[creatureofthenyte]

when the opposite happens... you fart so bad and so silently that you think there's a natural gas leak or a dead animal in your house and you try to diagnose it properly till 2 hours or so later when you fart again and it smells the same as the supposed catastrophe

ah yes, sbd's the best kind, easily deniable, yet very effective.

[Homicidalheathen]

...you have done something sooo stupid and/or bad I am jumping up and down screaming because I usually try to save my vocal cords for better things, like oh say singing!

(still pissed, sorry)

[Nevar (5)]

when you accidently send your sex photos to your inlaws.

[Head Wreck]

when a police officer who's pulled you over accusing you of not looking in your mirrors and you respond, and i quote

yes i fucking did, but as you didnt have beacons on i thought i had time to pull out, but nope, you were doing what, 120?

this was after he pulled me and i got out of the car to talk to him.

[Homicidalheathen]

When the entire community ostracizes you.

Thats happened to you too, eh? Heh.

[Homicidalheathen]

Your horn dog friend who chases ass all the damn time actually has to tell you your skirt is too short before leaving for the goth club.

Yup. Happened last week.

[Scary Guy]

when you accidently send your sex photos to your inlaws.

Hey at least they're just your inlaws and not actual relatives.

[Nevar (5)]

yeah for sure.

[jadnifer]

You eat all the crackers and put the box back in the cupboard...knowing damn well that they werent yours and someone else wanted to eat them. Then they get pissed and you blame it on someone else.