From Inside The Actors Studio

[Crazed Vampyress]

If you watch "Inside The Actors Studio" on Bravo, you know that host James Lipton asks every actor 10 questions at the end of the interview. Lipton credits the origin of these questions to French host Bernard Pivot of the show "Bouillon de Culture."

01. What is your favorite word?

02. What is your least favorite word?

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

04. What turns you off?

05. What is your favorite curse word?

06. What sound or noise do you love?

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

09. What profession would you not like to attempt?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

[Vater Araignee]

01. What is your favorite word?

nonexistence

02. What is your least favorite word?

existence

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

sex

04. What turns you off?

ejaculation

05. What is your favorite curse word?

fuck

06. What sound or noise do you love?

ugh ugh ugh ugh

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

burp

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

assassin

09. What profession would you not like to attempt?

doctor

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Fine, I'll destroy it all.

[phee]

01. What is your favorite word?

Lungfish

02. What is your least favorite word?

Fetch

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Recently, the twilight

04. What turns you off?

money issues

05. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuckleberry

06. What sound or noise do you love?

Vibrations from studio monitors

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

whining

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Writer

09. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Nurse

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Ummm.... uh.....

[Gaf The Horse With Tears]

1. What is your favorite word?

Moist

2. What is your least favorite word?

No

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

My Wife

4. What turns you off?

Ignorance

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuckstain

6. What sound or noise do you love?

A precisly tuned 500+ horse power engine

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Snapping bones

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Politicion

9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Biohazard Scuba Diver (they ar the ones that dive into pig farm cess pools to look for bodys.. and nuclear reactor cooling tanks to look for problems)

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

You'll know the answers to all your questions in just a momont.

[BrassFusion]

lol @ moist

[Guest Megalicious]

01. What is your favorite word?

Spackle (it just sounds neat rolling of my tounge!)

02. What is your least favorite word?

Cunt

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

I'm not any of those things anymore, I'm just an empty hole.

04. What turns you off?

confusion

05. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck

06. What sound or noise do you love?

My sons laugh.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

Lawn mowers

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

A flight medic.

09. What profession would you not like to attempt?

I can't really think of one I really loath

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

That question is not relevant to me.

[Fierce Critter]

01. What is your favorite word?

Truth

02. What is your least favorite word?

A series of words. "You'll get over it."

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Creatively - seeing someone I admire do something I like to do well. Spiritually - nature. Emotionally - being given to without expectation or obligation to respond in kind.

04. What turns you off?

Being demanded of.

05. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck in many forms.

06. What sound or noise do you love?

Cats/kittens purring & meowing.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

Any and all white noise - fans, air conditioners, etc.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

National Park interpretive ranger.

09. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Anything in an office that requires typing.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

They're all waiting for you over there.

[Msterbeau]

01. What is your favorite word?

Swoon

02. What is your least favorite word?

conservative

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

Happy children, unusual sunsets, Fall, crazy women.

04. What turns you off?

Intolerance and hatred.

05. What is your favorite curse word?

fuckin

06. What sound or noise do you love?

laughter, a screaming engine, purrs, wimpers.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?

screetching

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Full time racing cars, psychologist

09. What profession would you not like to attempt?

Wrestling, politician

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

How did you get in here?

[EvilEve]

01. What is your favorite word? bite

02. What is your least favorite word? depressed

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? music and movies

04. What turns you off? stupidity

05. What is your favorite curse word? cocksuckingmotherfuckingdicklickingsonofabitchingbastardmasterretardo!

06. What sound or noise do you love? any kind of water running/coming down from the sky, soft moans

07. What sound or noise do you hate? ear shrieking screams that make it sound like someone's dying

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? becoming a vet

09. What profession would you not like to attempt? the one i'm doing now...

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? um, you're not suppose to be here yet... actually, you're not suppose to be here for a least another century or so...