Are You Or Aren't You Single?

[Draco1958]

Yeah really. I always figured I was the only one terminally single, by that I mean never gonna find anyone to be with.

[lonesomeangel]

Just figuring out my relationship might just not have what it takes or have what it was supposed to offer...So I'm looking for another one in the mean.

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

I guess...were lonely sad DGNers..I hope are luck is a changing.

-CatsEye

[Killer_Bunnie]

I am officially single now and trying to be happy about it

[saechalyn]

I am officially single now and trying to be happy about it

hang in there doll *hug*

I'm very single and the more people I meet, the happier I am to be so.

[Killer_Bunnie]

I am sure I'll be happy soon, it wasn't exactly what I'd call a good relationship, I was unhappy for a long time. now I'm just nervous because I'm not able to ask him to come help with out son when I need help anymore.

[Falstaff]

Single again! Wooohooo! Boy, did that last argument get waaay out of control in record time.

[creatureofthenyte]

for some reason, the song: "Anesthesia" By Type O Negative comes to mind lately, when Ive thought about this topic.

The most recent time I was unsingle, earlier this year, was a brief, yet unbelieveably horrible trainwreck for me.

It would be nice to meet someone good, but I've been unsuccessful so far. Maybe some day. The more I see, hear, and read though, makes being single much more appealing, sadly.

[BlackHound]

Single, I almost always end up in the friend zone. WHY!

[hunhee]

Single, I almost always end up in the friend zone. WHY!

You're a "nice guy" and you probably don't treat the girl like shit.

Sorry, seems to be the M.O.

[know_buddy_kares]

well thats another g/f down. Thats what i get for dateing and letting myself get attached to a god damn 18 year old

didn't even last a fucking month

see 18 year olds are for people with a short attention span... like me

[know_buddy_kares]

for some reason, the song: "Anesthesia" By Type O Negative comes to mind lately, when Ive thought about this topic.

The most recent time I was unsingle, earlier this year, was a brief, yet unbelieveably horrible trainwreck for me.

It would be nice to meet someone good, but I've been unsuccessful so far. Maybe some day. The more I see, hear, and read though, makes being single much more appealing, sadly.

funny you should mention Type O Negative.. fuck... their whole album, Bloody Kisses could be a concept album as a 1st person biography to my love life.

[Daevion]

Single, I almost always end up in the friend zone. WHY!

I used to make that mistake....then I realized that most girls are dumb...so then I started getting laid alot more. Before I get flamed I'm not saying that girls are unintelligent, not at all....I'm saying that they are dumb when comes to emotional matters of the heart and seem to fall for the same bullshit over and over.....obviously guys are pretty dumb as well just in a different way. If your getting the same Y results repeatedly by plugging in the same X method than obviously the problem is your method, simple eh? Not really, cause no matter what you do, you will always end up with Y = Xf, where f is the unknown variable given by the chick herself, which you will never figure out. If you try and solve for f than its all over, you'll fuck it up trust me. Hopefully this will shed some light on the subject.

[xbittergracex]

I used to make that mistake....then I realized that most girls are dumb...so then I started getting laid alot more. Before I get flamed I'm not saying that girls are unintelligent, not at all....I'm saying that they are dumb when comes to emotional matters of the heart and seem to fall for the same bullshit over and over.....obviously guys are pretty dumb as well just in a different way. If your getting the same Y results repeatedly by plugging in the same X method than obviously the problem is your method, simple eh? Not really, cause no matter what you do, you will always end up with Y = Xf, where f is the unknown variable given by the chick herself, which you will never figure out. If you try and solve for f than its all over, you'll fuck it up trust me. Hopefully this will shed some light on the subject.

***searches for what her f is***

[know_buddy_kares]

I used to make that mistake....then I realized that most girls are dumb...so then I started getting laid alot more. Before I get flamed I'm not saying that girls are unintelligent, not at all....I'm saying that they are dumb when comes to emotional matters of the heart and seem to fall for the same bullshit over and over.....obviously guys are pretty dumb as well just in a different way. If your getting the same Y results repeatedly by plugging in the same X method than obviously the problem is your method, simple eh? Not really, cause no matter what you do, you will always end up with Y = Xf, where f is the unknown variable given by the chick herself, which you will never figure out. If you try and solve for f than its all over, you'll fuck it up trust me. Hopefully this will shed some light on the subject.

If Y=Xf, and f is that variable that if you try to figure out, it's all over, then I say to fuck with this fucking formula and destroy it by dividing by zero

[Nienna]

Hmmm... I'm not even sure what the status here is anymore. lol

[Msterbeau]

Hmmm... I'm not even sure what the status here is anymore. lol

If there's a boy or girl that regularly sponges off of you, you're not single. If you don't have someone to sponge off of, you're single. If eat sponges, you should consider getting therapy.

[Nienna]

If there's a boy or girl that regularly sponges off of you, you're not single. If you don't have someone to sponge off of, you're single. If eat sponges, you should consider getting therapy.

Hmmm... there's no sponging.. of any kind. LOL

[Msterbeau]

Hmmm... there's no sponging.. of any kind. LOL

I forgot to mention, if there are sponge baths in your life (Or baths that involve sponges) , don't worry about being single or not. All is well.

[Daevion]

If Y=Xf, and f is that variable that if you try to figure out, it's all over, then I say to fuck with this fucking formula and destroy it by dividing by zero

Well you can't divide by zero, so f has to be equal to something or just leave it variable......heh Im a little rusty on my math so if there is some new rule letting you divide by zero than I'm interested to know.

[Draco1958]

hang in there doll *hug*

I'm very single and the more people I meet, the happier I am to be so.

I'm the opposite. The more I hang out with people, the more I want someone special to spend quiet cuddling times with.

[Draco1958]

I am officially single now and trying to be happy about it

At first I was happy about splitting with my ex but after a while I started feeling a little too lonely.

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

I am very single..so woman....want me as posible..boyfriend..?

-CatsEye

[know_buddy_kares]

Well you can't divide by zero, so f has to be equal to something or just leave it variable......heh Im a little rusty on my math so if there is some new rule letting you divide by zero than I'm interested to know.

not really, it's a phrase that started up in a few areas that means shit vanishes.. I'll post a few pictures of the running joke later when I'm able to find some.

[Killer_Bunnie]

I went out and realized I LOVE my new single life! I had people who said nice things, and realized how much I miss someone saying anything nice to me. Now I have to try my best to stay single a little longer, I ended up cuddling with the best ex I've ever had, and he was right about every guy I've been with since him, I'll listen to him from now on, I'm glad our love never died, we just weren't compatible in a long term relationship.