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Put her on a leash and teach her Jedi mind tricks.

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submissive..... *gets on kneez & iz ready to learn the secrets of his force!* :yes

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Discuss the history of the New Zeland toothbrush industry

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spankz phee for interrupting........

t-he...t-he!

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Remind her that she's supposed to be submissive and learning, not punishing Phee..

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sorry master.....*concentrates*

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Count the stars in the sky accept the stupid stars that don't count

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Use the force to suggest to him how to spell "except".

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Correkt the Gramerr

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Write our own dictionary.

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Be come high tech Amish assassins...

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Think of things that would go good with feta

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Apologize for putting feta on goat meat.

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Compare the flavors of various generic "Tussin" brands

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Separate the wheat from the chaff.

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Go to the races... I am not sure which ones though.

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Take him to the races where they turn right AND left. :rofl:

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Teach sarcastic smart ass classes with! Any takers? Anyone? Bueller?

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Gaze at the pool of water.... or maggots depending on where we are

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Make bubbles underwater without our mouthes.

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Steal his picture books, especially the dirty ones.

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Make mouths underwater without power tools

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Wonder how in the hell, and what in the hell, are mouths underwater. And feel stupid upon receiving the answer.

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