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Have her count to 69 strokes... :evil:

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asks if he still has me on a leash?

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Ties her leash to a tree so she won't get away. :tongue:

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remind her this is page number 69 of this topic :)

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share porn mags

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Read porn over shoulder...(better veiw!) :bunny:

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let's have a porn watching party!

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*invites herself to the porn watching party* :jamin

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share a bottle of liquor while enjoying some porn

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propose a toast while viewing said porn

TO THE PORN!!!!

Guest GodfallenPromos
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tells them not to watch that one porn..cuz of the chick with a missing finger digit....thought tells them that the sub screaming "I gotta go pee" is hilarious though...

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hands him a shot withou taking her eyes off the big screen with the porn on it

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Replaces her porno mags with "super XXX" porno mags when she's not paying attention. :ohmy:

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Point out that she already has those. :rofl:

Guest GodfallenPromos
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downs the shot, then hands her a REAL drink...a "Black Capricorn"...three parts Jameson, three parts Absolute Vodka, three parts Capt. Morgan...on ice....

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Chugs it and hopes that everyone has a great Cinco de Mayo.

Guest GodfallenPromos
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...waits for the side effects...cuz I don't care how well you handle your alchohal....thats a brain cell scrambler...lol

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^Will soon find out that I'm mad because he didn't tell me the side effects until after I drank it. :rant::wink j/k

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Hands her a coffee.....

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Reminds her not to forget the creamer...

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Hand her some creamer.....

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Take a road trip to Walla Walla Washington :happydance

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Drive around in circles.

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tell him when we pass big ben , and parliament, and big ben, and parliament.....

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Tighten up the circles, so we pass Big Ben, and Big Ben, and Big Ben, and Big Ben.

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