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Mail those pictures to clinically insane children.

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Show children neat tricks with cheesy poofs and fire.

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make him protect unsuspecting males from me

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Make her send those unsuspecting males to me..:devil:

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drool over and fondle formerly unsuspecting males

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Take advantage of, now suspecting males.. heh :innocent:

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compare notes on such activities afterwards while sipping some good liquor

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Teach her to play the Bulorn

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listen to every george carlin everything!

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Read aloud from "When Will Jesus Bring The Porkchops?" by George Carlin

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Go to George Carlin's funeral and curse profusely.

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Drink a fifth and toast good ol' George in a most salty fashion.

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whatever she wants to do :p

.....well...

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Figure something out that would not only scar her for life, but turn her into a serial killer who only kills clowns from Zanzibar.

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Season clown meat with meditteranean spices and have a Super Clown Feast.

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Dance in the rain wearing the faces of said clowns while chanting the sacred mantra "meca lecka hi meca hieny ho."

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Throw cows at invading mongols from our castle in Spain.

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Decorate the dungeon of the castle with mongol clown pelts.

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Feed unruly children to our moat monster. :evil:

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chain him up in shackles and throw him in the dungeon for trespassing in my castle

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Become an archer at the castle

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Take over the world w/ butter knives.....

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Butter the world with a take over

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rescue him from his work and take him out for ice cream and a pony ride

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Go with her to rescue Phee from work and get ice cream .. and steal the pony :whistle:

Then afterwards corrupt young unassuming men.. :unsure:

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