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Me and my gf tara were talking and want to get joined in a joining ceremony that hopefully homicidal heathen will perform. I'm buying my girl a ring soon. She is really good to me text messages me all day and spends the night alot and loves me more than even sharlene(my exwife) did. The sex is fuckin mindblowing I like making love to her she lets me stick it anywhere I want LOL. Anyways I really want to get joined and we might move to florida. She accepts me even though I'm mentally ill and take vicodins more than I should. I really don't abuse my vics anymore I only take 3 a day. Hope homicidal does the ceremony.

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Sweet!

Nothing like the transformative power of Love.

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Sweet!

Nothing like the transformative power of Love.

How u been hailey haven't talked to u in ages. Ya I haven't been in love like this ever in my life even more than the girl i married for 6yrs. This girls the right one and I'm totally in love i'll never lie cheat or leave her ever and she feels the same way about me

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she lets me stick it anywhere I want

Now if that isn't a sign of true love.....well......uh.......I dunno what could top it anywho. :w00t:

Its called a handfasting babe. And we need to do it while there are still wild flowers to be picked and oak and other tree boughs with green still on them........!

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she lets me stick it anywhere I want

Now if that isn't a sign of true love.....well......uh.......I dunno what could top it anywho. :w00t:

Its called a handfasting babe. And we need to do it while there are still wild flowers to be picked and oak and other tree boughs with green still on them........!

Oh thank god, someone who know what she's talking about.

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she lets me stick it anywhere I want

Now if that isn't a sign of true love.....well......uh.......I dunno what could top it anywho. :w00t:

LOL Rochelle youre fuckin hilarious man. Will u perform our ceremony. We're ready when u are. Bring a camera too =) I might have paul come too for pictures and to be my best man since he was my best man when I first got married. U can be best woman since tara dont have any female friends really. Just say when and were there.

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Will do...I can bring someone to man the camcorder.

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Thanks 4 doing this for me its really important to me. You and paul are the best friends I got man. 8 Yrs is a long time. I had fun with u guys visiting last night sorry i didn't drink but I drank too much Sunday and Monday with my baby and burnt my esophagus.

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I just didn't want to get Paulie fired. And from now on lets smoke with the window open..I dunno about these hair tests...they cut a piece so its not just follicle, I don't want to take any chances.....

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I shouldn't be smoking at all my girl don't say anything about it really or try to control me but I can tell that she doesn't like it when I get high. She will say something though if I take too many vicodins and started crying the other day because shes afraid its gonna kill me eventually cuz I drink with it heavily too.

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I tons info on handfasting..and contact me if you need more info on cords repsent..me and Rochell(sis) after all I know performe these cermonys.

-CatsEye :cat:

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I tons info on handfasting..and contact me if you need more info on cords repsent..me and Rochell(sis) after all I know performe these cermonys.

-CatsEye :cat:

I'd be honored if u came to our handfasting aaron. I know u and Rochelle are tight u been her friend a long time me and her been hanging for 8yrs. I'm buying my gf a ring today. I'm so excited.

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I'd be honored if u came to our handfasting aaron. I know u and Rochelle are tight u been her friend a long time me and her been hanging for 8yrs. I'm buying my gf a ring today. I'm so excited.

That we be cool as long can bring a special someone with me..do you want look in my handfasting book...so you guys get some ideas.

-CatsEye :cat:

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That we be cool as long can bring a special someone with me..do you want look in my handfasting book...so you guys get some ideas.

-CatsEye :cat:

I'm leaving it to HH she done these b4 and I trust her judgement. Of course u can bring your woman bro.

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I still think waiting at least a year or until your common law at best is the right thing. Its too soon and rocky and I take this seriously.....besides it being allot of work....

We used this with red satin chords

Another style of knot I like is the Water knot, which can be used to bring

two people together. It acts very quickly. This knot was only invented in

the 19th century and it is done by tying two separate pieces of cord

together with two separate knots, but when the two cords are pulled in

opposite directions the knots come together. If a coloured bead or crystal

is worked into each knot, representing the two people, when the cord is

tugged the beaded knots make a rather satisfying clatter as they bang

together. This can be used for many purposes, from romance to meeting a new

business contact, being at the right place at the right time or getting off

on a good start with the mother in law or new boss

This is an actual spell and we recite an personal hand written incantation for the couple as we tie them together over their hands and lay it across their wrists. We use heart shaped beads.

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