What Would You Really Do For A Klondike Bar?

[AntiHero]

I would assassinate a political figure.

[nilhil_glory]

i would hijack a freightor clothed only in chocolate syrup whilst singing putting on the ritz

[Fierce Critter]

Nothing. I don't care for them.

A Dove bar, however... <-- thinks of mass extermination on a global scale

[Msterbeau]

Nothing. I don't care for them.

A Dove bar, however... <-- thinks of mass extermination on a global scale

Yesh!

[SuZQZ]

Yesh!

I second that yesh! Dove ice cream bars are nearly orgasmic!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I MIGHT ask but that's iffy. If they said no then I'd just not get one.

In the past my Klondike Bar hunting efforts have been confined to opening up the freezer door and pulling one out. (never actually bought them from a store myself)

[know_buddy_kares]

um.. i'd kill any political figure simply for the fuck of it and nothing more... but i wouldn't turn down a klondike bar as a reward for it though. And besides, killing todays polititians isn't an act of evil in my opinion, it's a saintly duty that has not been carried out. But I best shut up before the feds start knocking on my door. *puts tin foil hat on*

Really, there's nothing i wouldn't do period, just give me the fuckin klondike bar for doing it already.

[Hellion]

Have a Slayer concert in the church down the street from my house,LOL!!!

[hunhee]

I'd have to have a "no sugar added, fat free Klondike Bar" what's the point? *Sighs*

[BrassFusion]

I'd buy one from work with my employee discount.

I wouldn't steal one though, I like my job too much.

And fuck, if I was gonna steal something from there, it would NOT be freaking ice cream. Video games, all the way. I'd probably even get away with it for years, too.

Damn my hyperactive conscience.

[creatureofthenyte]

I too prefer Dove bars.

I would go to the store and fart over the loudspeaker.

[Hellion]

Drop 5, 30,000 gal, propane tank cars,from 5000 ft on an empty field in Russia, and create the largest blevy (explosion)ever.

PS I would evacuate the area first as not to hurt anyone.

[Homicidalheathen]

Nothing. I think they suck.