Answering Messages

[Homicidalheathen]

So...this guy calls and leaves a text. I call the number. I get this blaring ass metal shit in my ear so loud I can't even tell what song it is. Then he lets it play almost all the way through. Hell if I want it I will just buy the cd or go to bear share.

Then there is no name, nothing.

Also there is this lady I know who uses this Marilyn Monroe voice on her messages in case guys call which is so stupid cause in person she NEVER talks like that. Also, her mom and kid hear it. And she is talking all slow and sexy.....and at the end she says this religeous crap all god this, and jesus that....and she NEVER goes to church. Its funny once, but annoying the rest of the time when your in a hurry to leave a message.

Then I know someone else who's message is mostly sound noise, some muffled something then a click. I wasn't even sure I had the right number.

[BrassFusion]

my message used to be me singing the word "telemophone" over and over to the tune of the exhibition to the 1st mv. of beethoven's fifth. as in, the part everyone knows.

yep. i sure thought it was clever, cuz I only had to listen to it once... =J

[Msterbeau]

Mine is simple.

However... back in the old days, I used to record the outgoing message in all kinds of fucked up ways. The best was with some flange and digital delay turned on midway through the message so it sounded like an electronics problem... Heh.

[Dollardave]

I just got a basic message on mine no music or anything. Boring I know but its just an answering machine so I don't worry about it.

[Scary Guy]

I've got a pretty mean truthful one on mine still.

I was thinking of changing it however to this...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3672495318842699251

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

I have made few in my time

1) Hi, ho Kermit Thee' Frog here being Aaron and Melody's personal messaging service. If you are solister take the nearest hamer bash against head...Yaaaaaaaaah.

2)Thank You for Calling Graphic Equlizer Productions, we are curently out of the office right now so leave your message at the tone. Thank You and Have a Nice Day.

3)This Answer is *BEEP*

4)Hello (Long Pause for about 1/2 second at that), uhuh (pause) uhuh (pause) well you know you been talking to a machine the whole time now who is the stupid one so leave a message you real care to share.

-CatsEye

[Homicidalheathen]

I like that last one.

I have made few in my time

1) Hi, ho Kermit Thee' Frog here being Aaron and Melody's personal messaging service. If you are solister take the nearest hamer bash against head...Yaaaaaaaaah.

2)Thank You for Calling Graphic Equlizer Productions, we are curently out of the office right now so leave your message at the tone. Thank You and Have a Nice Day.

3)This Answer is *BEEP*

4)Hello (Long Pause for about 1/2 second at that), uhuh (pause) uhuh (pause) well you know you been talking to a machine the whole time now who is the stupid one so leave a message you real care to share.

-CatsEye

[Nienna]

Since I've been looking for a job for over a year and that's not likely to change soon, my message is all business.